Slitt Ristz vs. Infinitee [SEMI-FINALS]

[jersey#12]

According to the flip of the coin...Slitt Ristz spits first :wink:

Good Luck to the both of you 8)

[InfiniteE]

gd luck dawg

[Slitt Ristz]

I'm infinitely
Better than infiniteE
Your following is small like a Keebler elf be
I'm the main event you ain't up to the challenge
I'm the guy who nails you into the ground with a mallet
When you me you leap like a frog and I'ma make you croak
When my words around your throat
And have you dead like taking a walk off the boat
And not being able to swim as your corpse floats
After you drown in the moat
I'm the cream of the crop
You go without protection and have your pussy cream on a cock
I guess I know the combination if you had the game on lock
I'm unbelievable like someone squeezing water out of rocks
Your rhymes stank like a jock
Strap that's been protecting a smelly apes lap
Shut your yap
Or I'ma bomb the fuck out of you like the U.S. did to Japs
You use big words, but you don't know what they mean
I do use them correctly and it's scares you so much it causes a bloody stain on your jeans
You're a cubix sarconia fake I'm a real gem gleaming like a diamond
There wouldn't be nothing left if someone siphoned
All the crap out of you
You're crippled from the waist down do you want your upper body broken too?
You fall apart piece by piece I guess you came unglued
If you make threats I break necks you better not be talking ruse

[jersey#12]

slitt wrote:I do use them correctly and it's scares you so much it causes a bloody stain on your jeans


i thought u wrote jerz :D

[Slitt Ristz]

nope sorry 2 disapoint ya. Peace.

[Killa Jones]

nice spit

[InfiniteE]

U may be “infinitely better than infiniteE”
But u battling “Xsentrik”
N I’ma win u like Em won “Lickidy split”

I’m like “dry ice” “freezin” u up like “frostbite”
I leave u “scarred stiff” with no movement to “grip da mic”
Cuz that’s the only position u like(aside from bein bent over)

U can go ahead n “leap” ima “bound”
Squash ur little “froggy~ass” by doin a “Super Mario ground pound”

U wanna talk bout history lets go back to “He~rode~shema”n (sheman=slitt rists)
A.K.A. Hiroshima when u first started “bombing”(dicks)
U still wearin “white” on ur mouth from those long nights of “spawning”

U squeezing water outta rocks cuz ur in a never~ending “writers block”
Fantasizing bout “flocks of cocks” (judges think 4 a second then announce) so that’s why he talking bout smelly straps for “jocks”

I’ve already drowned once, n im not afraid to do the same thing twice
I survived the first time n number 2 would have the same outcome
Cuz I got God on my side which means I’ll indefinitely live a longer life

U facin me now n im not afraid of anything
Talk shit n get hit’s my motto think bout that on the next diss u bring

Survival of the slitt ristz means ur tryin to prevent from becomin extinct
n after this is all said n done the end of ur life n species will be "linked" to this "link"

u think ur rough n tough but ur lil bitch~ass couldn’t make 1 scuff
ur rhymes sound like a fat bitch doin “exercise” all u do is “huff n puff”
loosin garbage from ur mouth thinking ur the “stuff”

now since its always good to end on a high note ima leave u this 1 small afterthought n here I’ll even “quote”
“think wisely on ur 2nd n final diss cuz it’s gon go down in the books as the last thing Slitt Ristz ever wrote”

[RaP~$aViOuR]

that wus tight as fuck, good luck bro

[Flawless]

lmao slitt rists is killin em, sorry infinite i juss thought ur first one was a lil corny bro lol u ned to cut it wit the god on my side thing that wont make u gain sympathy... n look at this rhyme... none of it rhymed...

I’ve already drowned once, n im not afraid to do the same thing twice
I survived the first time n number 2 would have the same outcome
Cuz I got God on my side which means I’ll indefinitely live a longer life
:D

[InfiniteE]

i aint lookin 4 sympathy........i fuckd up.....hopefully i can make it up in the next spit, but i doubt it....that 1 fuckd up verse i juss did cost me dearly...

[InfiniteE]

we'll battle again slitt, no matter what the outcome....watch for me.......damn *shakes head* that verse f that was prolly one a the worst verses ive posted, made me look like a fuckin beginner.....im ashamed of dat shit :oops:

[Slitt Ristz]

Lickity split
I split your wig
As you’re on your knees sucking the dick of a pig
In a blue suit
You shoot
But miss me
You’re candy like crispy
Creams
You have schemes
And dreams
Of making cream
But I deem
That you ain’t gonna make it cuz you whack while I’m supreme
The rhymes the you made on reams and reams
Of paper are cheaply made like jeans
That come apart at the seams
It seems
You just lost
I’m harder than my cock
Watching Anna Kournikova
I’m almost half of Cypress Hill cuz I Be 4 Real
And I leave your girl wetter than four moray eels
You wouldn't have sex appeal
If you were a banana
I make you bleed slow every drop the room gets a little damper
I shit on you like I'm a baby and you're the Pampers
I'm running faster
While you in the distance as you stagger
You're found surrounding Caramilk so you're just a candy wrapper
You talk in quotations, but nothing you say is quotable
I sink your ship cuz only the ill is floatable
I don't care if you're afraid or not
You still lose cuz your skill dude is the level of a kid still playing hop scotch
Might as well not bother spitting
You can't front just get back clam it quit your lipping
Slitt Ristz survives
My bloodline stays alive
You can't slit this wrist even if you had a sharpened knife
Life isn't fair, but you get what you deserve to lose
You're such a failure your mother's rethinking her choice to choose
To let you survive in her woom
She's angry cuz she could have easily caused your doom

[Buck$ta G]

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyym Infinite's prolly on splitterz but this fucken beef is fo Slitt unless Infinite really rips his la$t Verse... Yah Yo

[InfiniteE]

yo this should redeem myself
here it is------------>



Your shits as bad as 7 days
“Weak” like the muscles on a baby
instead a breast feedin u u were “dick fed”
always believin that “daddy’s love juice” was a “treat” like “candy”
growin up ur main mission was to find cocks u thought needed “blown up”
u find 1 u like n it turns u into a “marine” thinking 3 things
“roll” “duck” n “fuck”
hard choices from “man to teen to child”
to “horse to whale to anything wild”

I’m drinkin n eatin top priority food from “first class”
While u aint “fit to sip” on piss or eat the shit from my ass
Fuck cutting u with a kitchen knife I’ll use “electrical appliances”
I utilize this “can opener” to open your skull
n leave a mess that lights up this room like a pair of “neon fluorescents”
my words are like “toxic chemicals” forming “tentacles”
that take u apart like when Larain Bobbit sliced off her husbands “genitals”

your styles old like a pair of jeans “frayed”
or maybe an old lady aged 105
reminiscing about the first time she got “laid”
but when u die u wont be as “lucky” as she
cuz I’ll be “slitt”ing ur body with my “lyrical knives”
taking some rope n hanging u from a tree
to let everyone see ur blood n life withering out like “streamers of confetti”


good luck slitt n nice battlin...............

peace out
-Xsentrik

[Rappone]

Last verse ripped it. Yo InfiniteE u were good but I need time to read both to judge fairly ignoring time matter :) Ill vote 2morow

[InfiniteE]

[announcer] well from the looks of things, this is the semi's...and no im not talking about a cock being at "half mast"........it has come down to the final 4...ive read the first round battle on here and after reading i came to a conclusion........i have no clue how infinitee got here...how can you explain your first post in this battle??
*holds mic to infinitee*
[infinitee starts to talk] i..............
*pulls mic away from infinitee*
just as i thought, you cant. now if youll excuse me i have someone else to interview. slitt ristz, pardon me...mr. ristz?
[slitt ristz] yo
[announcer] slitt, now tell me how do you feel after all this hard work??
*grabs his ass*
ahhhh...very nice to me...
[slitt] YO WHAT THE F(BEEEEEP)??
[announcer] oh im sorry it was just that you had a piece of toilet paper on your tight, muscular, tan, plump and juicy *licks lips starts to reach at slitt* a......
[slitt cuts him off] yo....YO!! MOTHERF(BEEEP) GET THE F(BEEEEEEP) OUTTA HERE
[announcer] but...
[slitt] LEAVE BIT(BEEEP)
*announcer walks away*
[announcer] DAMN, another one got away, oh well maybe infinitee's still around...
*cameraman taps announcer on the shoulder*
what?!? oh yea, this has been another live report brought to you by eminem.net, be sure to tune in next time for part 10 of "InfiniteE Slitt Ristz"

[infinitee hides in a tree thinkin to himself] please dont find me, please dont find me........


lol.... :wink:

[Rappone]

:lol: I'm the Announcer :lol:

[InfiniteE]

lol...im the normal announcer but u were filling in for me cuz im a battler this time....you got fired after that broadcast....

[Rappone]

Yo I fucken Luuuv the Pic under ur name dawg :D Its amazin! Makes me smile every time I see it :D

lol Yeh fired, turned into a judge *Grabs infiniteE's ass*

If you let me homo wi chu I'ma give you my vote!

[jersey#12]

lol yo infi u funny as shit dawg i have to give u props on that, but that doesn't give u points for my judging....lets see.....slitt did good the first spit and infi didn't, then slitt did bad :? on the second spit and infi didn't, infi ripped it last and ima have to go with....................









im sorry but i need more time on this judging...

[InfiniteE]

naw im straight dawg...literally...lol....

[Slitt Ristz]

Yo InfiniteE that was my friend Eban on bein a fuckin fag 2 u and Jersey sorry bout that. Peace.

[jersey#12]

dont worry infi is used to fags..lol jk bro :D

[Slitt Ristz]

Yo that was the funniest shit I ever heard whut u rote as the announcer. lmmfao. But next time I wanna beat the livin Hell outta that fuckin announcer and strangle him with the cord attached 2 tha mic. Peace.

[InfiniteE]

aight dawg.....lol

no votes yet........ :? :oops:

[Rappone]

InfiniteE's last verse busted Slitt but I'ma take the first verse into consideration too, and not compare who finished last.. Tight fucken battle, But ...

Slitt Ristz gets my Vote :thumbsup: Good job yo. I kno u from Riding the Bountyhuntaz but I aint judgin on who's crew ya in... Fairness n equality, understand whut Im sayin? ;) Lol. Anyways ure last verse was tight InfiniteE too...


Peace Out!

[shinoda]

Infinitee you broke it with your last flow. You two are my homies so I ain't got a biased on this, I prefered Infinitee's second.was clever and one of his best.

1-0 Infinitee

[Slitt Ristz]

Yo I ain't even in Bountyhuntaz, Jersey take me off tha list.

[Naimless]

vote slit riztz

[jersey#12]

yo slitt i forgot to take u off, u joined for one hour and then u told me u were off..sorry bro :D

slitt=2 votes
infi=0

[Slitt Ristz]

aight it's koo.

[jersey#12]

hmmm...i looked it over 4 times..let me look one more time :?

[switch style]

can i vote?

[InfiniteE]

naw u can put yo 2 cents in but we already got judges

[$pade]

Slitt man...he has my vote. Infi did a nice job but Slitt brought more power.

[InfiniteE]

GD BATTLE SLITT......im inprovin rapidly now though so next tourny is gon be a lot closer if we battle....gd luck dawg

[jersey#12]

SLITT RISTZ WINS!!!

[Slitt Ristz]

yup. Peace.