Em.net vs. BR (3-0) KO

[shinoda]

team 1 - Styles, young legend and kemikal
vs
team 2 - shinoda, maddchild, pimpchimp

we mixed our verses n shit so they all gelled in together so...

************************************************** ********

STYLES, YOUNG LEGEND AND KEMIKAL spit :

This battle is "MONKEY BUISINESS"~because next to pimpCHIMP im a GORILLA in TEXT//
Have "MADCHILD" stamping his feet in TEMPER because he gettin KO'ed next//1
"OWN" these three kids, like "WHIPPING" a group of "SLAVES"~hard'//
Leave them 'SCARED' coz my verse is a "THRILLER"~like "JACKO" in the "GRAVE~YARD"//2
DRAIN your ENERGY like cheap BATTERIES on PORTABLE DEVICES!!//
And leave you’re THICK ass HIGH like SKY ROCKETING FUEL PRICES!!//3
Fuck man.. You know these FAGS don’t have true SPIRIT when they see themselves as SOUL MATES!!//
FLATTEN these guys against an OLD DISC PLAYER so I could SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT!!//4
Like eatin STEAK {before I BURN YA} I'll BEAT this BITCH 'LIMP'//
You Dick is ASAHMED so much the way it looks at the ground WIMP//5
I'll EMPTY this WRAPPER* And SHOOT him straight for a TRASH-CAN!!!!//
IN CAVE ya chest And have your ass HIDING FROM SUN more than BAT-MAN!!!//6
Time to hit 'SHINODA' now because he 'BITING' his name of a 'LINKIN PARK' member//
The fuck he doin on a RAP forum, its like the 'EASTER BUNNY' on the 25th of DECEMBER//7
Early Mornings...And I'll' AIM' for your Mouth like'GREAT TASTING GEL'//
When I beef with BLAHnoda...he cries and Lies about Hate MAILS!!!!!!//8
Shit I’ll even BUST these guy quicker than an ECONOMY headin for DEPRESSION!!//
After you see the L, ya’ll be SCRATCHIN’ ya HEAD like a SCABIES INFECTION!!//9


V/S


Shinoda
You lack class and Styles to attack, so bring monotony
Cremate your face with Kemikals, to make Legends of your lobotomy/ [1]
Erase you from history, you've regressed back to an introduction
This is modem against broadbanned, like shooting at barrels with ducks in/ [2]
Ain't duckin, its easy to evade your attacks, you're all mouth
Only time you're not regurgitating's when you're totally knocked out [3]
pimpchimp
Simplicity? you kiddin me? i kill MCs with efficiency
My proficiency is murking anyone who would belittle me// [4]
I stomp all over you like i got size 12 lace ups
Your rhymes hurt my eyes like you scarred my face up// [5]
The matrix that you work in is embedded with glitches
You fucking idiots can't even touch Doomz, bitches// [6]
Madchild
Yeah I'm Wack-o, maybe a little schitzo, I can't help it that I got you throwing fits~though/
Mod, lock this, ain't no unsolved mystery whose got this, like lochness they're a skit~show// [7]
Their crews playing catch up, behind a leg like an amputee needing ample~fee for a "LEG~END"/
This threesome "Styles" so vile it's a good thing "Young"'s on the team~to~see a "Fag~Bend"// [8]
BR's so "STUPID", I don't even have to lay a beat, got you all "STOUPE'd" by my "MIND~TRICKS"/
3 stars of war for me, its a trilogy, Jedi academy wouldn't give you the force to get~at~me Pricks// [9]

Notes:
[1] Monotony means boring basically (Tedious sameness or repetitiousness)
********** was run by a 2pac icon spouting dude. 2pac's post mortum was pretty famous
[2] http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/younglegendmusic.htm (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/younglegendmusic.htm) (Young Legend's audio section... is just an intro)
And Kemikal/Styles have been banned 10 times cumulatively, hence this 'site v/s site' battle
[9] Stoupe is the producer of Jedi Mind Tricks and beat-maker for some of Canibus's songs who YL loves.
A trilogy is a group of three literary works that together compose a larger narrative, like this 3-people-group battle.

[hawkeye]

we mixed our verses n shit so they all gelled in together so...

translation YL wrote most of it with a little help from kemilkal

[shinoda]

We all did 3 bars, although Kemikal 'trained' under YL, so his style's similar, although I think Styles is different.

[TfLaMeZ]

alrighty then.

well The BR verses. I dont know whose is whose, but i could make guesses. Flow was definately good, punches hit hard, and they were half way decent. I could tell there were personals but at times it was hard to understand. you also had somewhat good multi's and wordplay. those were the strong points heres the weak ones: the meaning behind some of your lines were hard for me to understand at times, although others were very clear. who ever wrote the last lines of that verse screwed up the flow of the whole thing with weak punches, iffy flow and stupid lines. But other then that it was pretty good.

For the Em.net verses. Shinoda, yours was well thought out with clever disses and punches towards the BR people you battled. the message you were trying to get across was expressed well.
pimpchimp, your rhymes were awesome, going along with wordplay. but the way the "bars" changed what they were talking about after each one kind of let down your flow. Otherwise your disses, punches, world play, rhymes, and everything else was perfect. Madchild, Your verse was pretty good, its not as good as some of your others but your skill showed. your personals, disses, punches, and wordplay were really good. Your flow was ok, it could have been a lot better and thats really the only thing that set your verse off beat a little. All in all, Em.net did very well, and BR, did okay too

All in all vote: Em.net

[The Castigator]

Hmmm....

The first verse:

Had a couple of good punches... But also included the world's babyish rhymes all through with extremely wierd wordplay and lame Dark humour... It had some fistloads of punches... But they missed weakspots. (Talking about the economic depression: Played out... Along with a few other meanings.. Maybe not meant, but I've seen similar before)--.. "Stampin feet in Temper" << What the fuck?
I'll also include the wierdass shit for the Lines of Batman and Bitch wimp whatever.


The Second Verse...
First spitter (Shinoda) Had inefficient rhyming though taps out most of the opponent with weak punches, joined and make more sense... And Shinoda make the last line clearer... (if it has a special meaning anyway)... His verse was only help by weak pillars
Second spitter (Pimp) had a fucking fantastic opener... Continues down pretty lamely to the end though with weak punches...
Third spitter Had a shitload of forced multies... Not really always good but probably makes the rhyme sound kindof better... Lacked efficient punches though contained sufficient support...


In My Opinion Both your Rhymes Lack Proffesional~Grace,
Sounded Like Y'all Lacked Ethnicity in a 3-Dimensional~Race



Vote: Second verse (with shinoda)

[$tingeR]

This battle is "MONKEY BUISINESS"~because next to pimpCHIMP im a GORILLA in TEXT//

nice opener... punch and play on chimps name... i like it
Have "MADCHILD" stamping his feet in TEMPER because he gettin KO'ed next//1
not bad punch/ play on name. kinda funny imagery
"OWN" these three kids, like "WHIPPING" a group of "SLAVES"~hard'//
Leave them 'SCARED' coz my verse is a "THRILLER"~like "JACKO" in the "GRAVE~YARD"//2
dont really like the 1st line... the second line is good but not so much of a punch
DRAIN your ENERGY like cheap BATTERIES on PORTABLE DEVICES!!//
And leave you’re THICK ass HIGH like SKY ROCKETING FUEL PRICES!!//3
good similies, but again not much of a punch as such.
Fuck man.. You know these FAGS don’t have true SPIRIT when they see themselves as SOUL MATES!!//
nice, i like this line.
FLATTEN these guys against an OLD DISC PLAYER so I could SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT!!//4
hmm again not really a punch, but nice wordplay
Like eatin STEAK {before I BURN YA} I'll BEAT this BITCH 'LIMP'//
You Dick is ASAHMED so much the way it looks at the ground WIMP//5
a bit of a punch...dont like this bar
I'll EMPTY this WRAPPER* And SHOOT him straight for a TRASH-CAN!!!!//
IN CAVE ya chest And have your ass HIDING FROM SUN more than BAT-MAN!!!//6
nice bar, good wordplay but not a very strong punch
Time to hit 'SHINODA' now because he 'BITING' his name of a 'LINKIN PARK' member//
The fuck he doin on a RAP forum, its like the 'EASTER BUNNY' on the 25th of DECEMBER//7
lol, nice personal and punch, i like the easter bunny similie
Early Mornings...And I'll' AIM' for your Mouth like'GREAT TASTING GEL'//
When I beef with BLAHnoda...he cries and Lies about Hate MAILS!!!!!!//8
Shit I’ll even BUST these guy quicker than an ECONOMY headin for DEPRESSION!!//
After you see the L, ya’ll be SCRATCHIN’ ya HEAD like a SCABIES INFECTION!!//9
weak punch in there, didnt really like these 4 lines... it had similie and wordplay, but i dunno, just not enough punches and personals.

overall i liked it but thin on punches, personals, and vocab.

Shinoda
You lack class and Styles to attack, so bring monotony
Cremate your face with Kemikals, to make Legends of your lobotomy/ [1]
well fuck me that was dope...very good opener and flow, personals, play, nice...
Erase you from history, you've regressed back to an introduction
This is modem against broadbanned, like shooting at barrels with ducks in/
again nice punch, modem broadband i guess was a personal [2]
Ain't duckin, its easy to evade your attacks, you're all mouth
Only time you're not regurgitating's when you're totally knocked out
another "punch bar"m, which is good. doesnt match up to your 1st bar tho [3]
pimpchimp
Simplicity? you kiddin me? i kill MCs with efficiency
My proficiency is murking anyone who would belittle me// [4]
slick flow, nice vocab, doesnt hit hard
I stomp all over you like i got size 12 lace ups
Your rhymes hurt my eyes like you scarred my face up// [5]
i like the second line here lol, nice punch
The matrix that you work in is embedded with glitches
You fucking idiots can't even touch Doomz, bitches// [6]
nice first line, good punch, quite a strong bar only thing missing here is wordplay i guess
Madchild
Yeah I'm Wack-o, maybe a little schitzo, I can't help it that I got you throwing fits~though/
Mod, lock this, ain't no unsolved mystery whose got this, like lochness they're a skit~show// [7]
nice flow, not bad punch.
Their crews playing catch up, behind a leg like an amputee needing ample~fee for a "LEG~END"/
This threesome "Styles" so vile it's a good thing "Young"'s on the team~to~see a "Fag~Bend"// [8]
good play on names, didnt quite get the fag bend part...maybe its just me i dunno
BR's so "STUPID", I don't even have to lay a beat, got you all "STOUPE'd" by my "MIND~TRICKS"/
nice, especially after reading the explanation... nice wordplay+personal...
3 stars of war for me, its a trilogy, Jedi academy wouldn't give you the force to get~at~me Pricks// [9]
i loved this line...though i guess it ended weakly.

Overall it has to go to Em.Net. when i first read this i thought styles and co had won it, but now i have studied it i realise i liked more of em.nets which had more and stronger punches, and some more complex wordplay. also em.net gets it on vocab and probably personals...
VOTE: EM.NET
(that took ages to vote!)

[Lyrical Thug]

what a co-incidence eminem.net won on eminem.net..

although thats the way all votes shud be appreciate tat son

[madchild]

Em.net won by KO (3-0).