AlMitE vs. speedbump (0-3) KO

[AlMitE]

Ok Rules: 10-20 Lines
No Hate Votes (which excludes: Shinoda/Pip cuz hes not american, hiphopgenius, and madchild cuz he cant keep his mouth shut.
5 votes wins (3 KO)

Go ahead start it off sped bump

[speedbump]

humm you really wanna battle me euh Well first doesent make sense with you dumbass rule continue that way and the hole forum cant vote! And i wont battle if you don't spit first you call out you spit first esle go fuck yourself!

[AlMitE]

ill roll to your block with a range rover/
ur just a speed bump ill just run u over/
i dont know why im battlin u, u already know my pace/
when u kiss ur girl tell me how my dick taste/
and dont come around my block and get tossed/
my arms are out like whats up, like jesus on the cross/
your computer will be in the backseat when your in the trunk/
wait hold up watch the computer here comes a speedbump/
thats funny just how u opened your mouth and u already got ur ass kicked/
with a get well card and a fruit basket, with an open casket/
you bastard, i was at ur house last week dont think i didnt see u peekin out that blinds/
im sure i seen u, i watched u through the scope on my nine/
yeah i got a scope on my handgun/
ur moms got her hand on my dick son/
dont act like you dont care cuz ur not a winner/
when i came to your crib your mom says "u werent there, but u can come in for dinner"/
i walked in and seen ur baby brother snatched his cover/
by the way where were you that night i fucked your mother/
i dont know what caused it?/
i guess eminem will find u on a coat hanger wen he's cleanin out his closet/
you dont wanna flow with me g/
the only L u know of u know is on the home row key/
u b flowin make belive/
like im promisin the stanley cup for tha maple leaves/
dont come up to me askin for an autograph/
unless im feelin nice enough to sign your body cast/

[speedbump]

You obviously dunno nuthin about speedy, esle you would never ask to battle with me/
Caus if you didnt realise that im a lady, your completly obsess by homosexuality//
You first told shin to suck my dick then talk about my girl sucking your toothpick/
Damn stop dropping acid its toxic don't you get it im one of those without a magicstick//
Btw it wasent my mother damn fool, with the lights on you would realise it was my pitbull/
And my dad said you fucked hes tools trying to insert it into my dog your so cruel//
Its understandable doh your short dick must cum real quick need to fake a hard stick/
At least be greatful yo ok wasent a chick its sick but your no longer a virgin its magic!//
And don't call me son Id rather kill myself then having a dad that need a scope on hes handgun/
Anyway whats the point of having one your as weak as mister Burn u cannot even press a button//
Last thing, your very stupid if you think I would touch a paper that had you hands on/
You made me laugh, an autograph? your name wont be anywhere exept on your tomb stone//

And btw dumb ass you said 10-20 lines not 20-30 .... anyway who cares

Now vote please!! My first battle lol !

[hawkeye]

speedbump that was very good considering how little I've seen you write
good job keep it up

vote = speedbump
more original and sexually accurate

toothpick .lol :clap:
almite the eminem closet line was nice but poorly excuted
and maybe do a lil reseach on your opponent........
at least know their gender :rolleyes:

[speedbump]

1-0 :p
Thks hawk!

[AlMitE]

alright i can take that keep votin

[AlMitE]

how the fuck was i sposed to know she was a girl, she sure raps like a man

[l Chriz Barz l]

i give it to speed bump...she had more creativity....srry almite...but ya verse waz just too old..i mean any kid can rap that way...it didnt make sense if you ask me.. so my vote... SPEEDBUMP

[speedbump]

thank you.
2-0

anyone esle?

[Rappone]

Aight Ima break it down:

Classic Lines from Almite:
i dont know what caused it?/
i guess eminem will find u on a coat hanger wen he's cleanin out his closet/


dont come up to me askin for an autograph/
unless im feelin nice enough to sign your body cast/


Classic Speedbump lines:

Btw it wasent my mother damn fool, with the lights on you would realise it was my pitbull/


You made me laugh, an autograph? your name wont be anywhere exept on your tomb stone//

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VOTE GOES FOR
: I enjoyed reading Almites more tho both need improvin.. so votes for ALMITE

[speedbump]

Aright 2-1

keep voting...

[JBT]

Haha.. good job Speedbump ;)

[AlMitE]

thx rappone

[ladys(hady)]

i thought speedbumb was really good seeing how it was her first time and almite you had sumgood lines but my vote goes to SPEEDBUMP! :D

[AlMitE]

ok ok 3-1 she really did good for her first time

[speedbump]

He he thanks to you Ladys(hady) !
Yeah it was my first time but its not the worst english is my second language..... im french....

Didnt you type 3 KO ?

[AlMitE]

yeah baby but i got a vote so im still in it

[speedbump]

Aright ..whatever .... lets see who gets 5 eh ....

[soshady220]

speedbump was good and it was her first time without english being her first language so my vote goes 2 speedbump :D

[AlMitE]

Cuz Its Her First Time Err

[speedbump]

lol
4-1

One more ?

[AlMitE]

u lucky u girl. and a hot one at that :D

[madchild]

Well, both are beginner drops, but I'd have to go with Speedbump.

Tips
Speedbump:
> Work on your metaphors and references
> Some of the lines weren't perfect English, but I sort of know what you meant by them (I realize this is a second language but read over them a few times maybe or get someone else to look at it)

A:
> You need to get more technical. Use some wordplay, metaphors, etc. since it just seemed to childish and lacked creativity (both did sort of).

Good Job Speedy :clap: , lock this Shin.

[speedbump]

Thks for the tips Mad...
I did reread many times but i guess i shoulda do more then read...and yeah i need to work but you know that i aint battleing normaly just he call me so.... i had to do it lol ....

He saaid you couldnt vote doh lol who cares i WON!
anyway i wanted you to comment this caus i think your one of the best here....

[AlMitE]

ahahahahahaa ok

[speedbump]

Final score : 5-1
winner : Me :p

[HipHopGenius]

ay dog i just the shizzles fo hizzlez battle

aw fo real what is it

hhg vs stinger its that real shit its much betta than this batle


aw fo real where can i find it


just look in the battle section Hiphopgenius vs Stinger post your vote

aw fo real im headin there right now

[BigMann313]

i gotta agree with everybody else

almite is just too simple...

vote-speedbump

damn i did not now you could spit :) good job girl

[speedbump]

Thanks bigmann even if i already won.... lol that means 6-1 :p

[BigMann313]

oh lol my bad...didnt see that there was more than one page :)

[HipHopGenius]

well it doesnt matter but my vote would go to speedbump Almite only had one or two good lines where speedbumps was more consistent in her flow vote speedbump

[speedbump]

well thats nice of you....
Lol never seen that 7-1 and the battle normaly end at 5 ahahaha

[AlMitE]

:clap: go speedbump its your birthday :clap:

[speedbump]

ahhhhh :stfu:

[AlMitE]

yeah ok your cool

[-MaKaVeLi-]

8-1, i vote speed, more potentioal and rhymes, and almite just simply sucks...

[AlMitE]

she won u asshole

[speedbump]

yeah ok your cool

Yeah i know :cool:

lol 8-1

[AlMitE]

ayo ur so full of yourself huh? yeah the only reason u won is basically everyone here is cool but just wait i'll come back

[speedbump]

Mistake the only reason i won is because your spit sucked aright you come out with things that doesent make sense nuthin following your flow is terrible you even have problems to ryme...you write dumb shit that could be good but you fuck it like you were bitting but you change it so no one knows but turn the lines into bullshit....

While reading your verse i was like wtf like that line :
my arms are out like whats up, like jesus on the cross/

or that : your computer will be in the backseat when your in the trunk/
wait hold up watch the computer here comes a speedbump/

I mean god dammit is that the only diss about my name you were able to come out with ? You aint got imagination or what?

You just simply suck why don't you admit it you just loose a battle agains a french girl that never battle in her life.... even doh i don't suck but just need improvement you should be hidding in shame....

PLEASE admin or shin close this !!

[Rappone]

Yo good job girl I neva knew english was ur second language :clap:


LMFAO @ Almite, she fucken MERKED you lol. 8-1, firs time I hear it :D

And first battle? Dint kno dat either... Good job girl, you practice n you'd get GOOD.


(I can give you some tips, atcha home y'kno) Lmao j/k :D

[shinoda]

Speedbump won this easily. And the fact you said I could vote is a priveledge.

[shinoda]

9-1 to Speedbump. OUCH