Opening Tournament: [3rd round] fuckjarule vs. Xcaliber

[Admin]

Due to flip of coin, fuckjarule spits first.

[Xcaliber]

Yo Homie Spit First And Chekin In

[Xcaliber]

Aiyo It Been Like Two Days......And Homie AInt Spit Im Waitin For Shorty To Spit Ya Know Wat I Mean? So Imma Wait For Him To Drop His Shyt Then Ill Spit Iight

Payce

[Admin]

Hm.. Wheres he at?

[Gh0$T]

let me spit 4 him!
peace

[InfiniteE]

he got lost or somethin, maybe he got that virus..??

[lyrical_disturbance]

hey..sory i got that worm virus..went to my uncles just so i can tell u guys i didnt quit..it shood be runnin tomorrow so ill post tomorow cuz i wanna chacevrs xcaliber

[lyrical_disturbance]

yo caliber u won two rounds but its ur time to leave this tournament/
u skills are decent but mine are just more legitament/
ur weak like a 16 year old benchin 60 pounds/
ur words dont ryhme which dont make the right sounds/
i rap so hard i spittin twenty four seven
i defeat u so bad u goin straght to heaven
spitting ill ryhmes forever and constantly
ima live a scar on ur face so remember me
bush want me war at 15 cuz im so violent
battle and beat everyone at skool.faggits so silent
cats at this site call u x lke u xzibit
i call u pussy and think u shood just zippit
this is my show and i run shit around here
dude its just a tourney man dont shed a tear
ur rhymes lack much shit including variation
start studying some books instead of masturbatin
i rock the mic i got every one so loud
if i had a concert shit would be filled with a large ass crowd
smoked urself reatarded man ur eyes all dilated
ima stay straight underground u goin overrated
so bitch listen to em and obie and just go to sleep
ima just gonna write ur name on my beaten list so thats one more peep

i kno that aint that tite but i had to write sumthin..peace out

[Xcaliber]

ok Well Imma Drop My Shit NOW ANd Yo You Just As Whack As Your Name.....................




Yeah Bycth Da FIrst Two Rounds KilleD It And I Still AInt Finished/
Cuz Now A Hoe Named FuckJaRule's Skill Bout To Be Deminished//
Yeah Dey Call Me X Cuz IM Da King~Of~Text/
Ill Spray 80~Techs At My Ladys~X//
Yo Please~Keep Spittin Bull Shit You Already Knee~"Deep"/
I Could Go On Forever Wit Punches But I Guess You Need~Teeth//
I'd Bet You Like~To~Know How Im So Nice~Wit~Those~Price~Less~Blows/
Its Cuz Ive Designed Your Whole Style To Hold Neither Nice Rhymes~Or~Flow//
Yo I Stretch~His~Tension,Lyrcialy I've Commenced~Ascension/
Thats Why He Thinks My Dick In His Face Is...Divine~Intervetion//
Pit X And Dis Cat In~A~Session?..This Kid Dies~Within~Seconds/
Facin Off With Me Fucked His Future Up..Like I Spent~His~Pension//
Dis Cat Roll Wit Ja ...So He Must Be A Fan~Of~Whackness/
If FuckJaRule Doesn't Bite A Line Today...Then He Hasn't~Practiced//


Imma Leave It At That.....Dont Wanna RIP Him Too Bad And If He Decide To Use His Second Spit Ill Jus Have To Bring Da Heat Again

[lyrical_disturbance]

stop thinkin u so hard..ill post my 2nd tomorrow i got skool

[Xcaliber]

Is You Gonna Fuckin Post Or What Its Been Like Fuckin 5 Days God Damn You Writin This Long...And Yet Still Bound To Lose

[Gh0$T]

FUCKJARULES RAP EMAILED TO ME!im just postin 4 him!his comp is abit fucked at tha mo'!

dawg the iz the 3rd round tyson Vs Bruno,
You Know You Going out im numero uno,
i aint finshed and it dat the only word 2 rhyme wit it 'deminshed'?,
man ill catapult yo ass back to beano wit dennis tha menace,
they call you X, cus you the king of toy-gorge-sex,
yo so complex, you boy-george-but-the-best,
you give blows more than pamela,
yo bitch bought condems i wreck em and sold it back 2 her,
xc-ali-ber sounds like a munk,
so in ova words it aint yo spunk,
so im tha daddy of yo baby,
cus ive fuck yo lady,
and how can i roll wit ja,
u fake bitch you got all his shit on kazaa,
and dont act like you dont singin' 2 mesmoriez,
x remember dis it a bullet sinkin between yo eyes,
fuckjarule will take you back 2 school,
caus u dont yo own shit you gna act a FOOOOOOOOL,
heres some revsion questions,
here some vision suggestions,
open yo eyes cleaqr yo mind like prsion sessions,
in tha rap game alwayz drop yo mic like soap,
cus den youll 4get it! dont worry man i know it wrote,
you dont haved 2 lie 2 me,
u get enuff of dat from wen you went down on one knee,
she sed yep 2 you buuted married me,
and i already cleared whoz child it waz G!
it like that

[Naimless]

TO me it sounds like a completly differnt rap style :?

[lyrical_disturbance]

its labor day weekend so im not home...i bet others arent too..ill spit later

[Naimless]

Wait wait wait...hmmm.. "FUCKJARULES RAP EMAILED TO ME!im just postin 4 him!his comp is abit fucked at tha mo'! "-Pentwynthug dude you fucking fagget he never sent it to you dumbfuck i knew it wasnt really him so you are truly the gayest person on this forum now :thumbsup:

[Rappone]

:)
Yo Naimless thug dawg apparently u dint realise that asshole pentwynthug wrote in the battle forum against Me... He wrote the nail in the coffin shit against me... that bitch aint got no fuckin respect from no-one that gay asshole. He cant beat me wit hiz own flows he writes nail in the coffin shiit.. waz gayest now it only confirmed :lol:

[Gh0$T]

lol, naw it waz just pissin me off how long it takez! soz ppl i aint a patient man!
peace

[Element]

Thats just sad..

[Gh0$T]

lololololololol, i wrote tha chorus 2 piss u off like u are now1 and killed u wit tha verse like cjc said l8rz

[Rappone]

oh HELL Im pissed off by battlin a gay guy like you Pentwynpussy
too pussyish to be a thug :lol:

[Gh0$T]

IM TOO PUSSY! BITCH I DISSED U AND U NEVA EVEN DISSED ME BACK U BITCH THA KILLA THREAD N E WAYZ IM OFF BITCH MAYB ILL C SUM GD PARTICIPATION FROM U BITCH, OR FROM NEXT MAN!
L8RZ

[Rappone]

:lol: Chill dawg 'corze I dint respond fa' 1: I dint understand 1/2 of it
2: its a battle between me and killa dont stick yo ass in it

Plus I aint replyin to ur gay shit in my life no more + as u saw I wrote -3- when i was dissing renegade IE lyrical jersey and Killa not u cz ure a biaaatch that dont got respect to be in renegade nor talent :lol:

[Naimless]

How bout go to the FUCKIN BATTLE ZONE to do this shit in stead of in these fools tourny

[lyrical_disturbance]

sorry shit took so long but ima make it worth it

alright caliber this round im bringin the mad pain/
shits gonna give u a head rush like a snort of cocaine/
and come on now change ur style man its to plain/

Battlng faggits like u is by far my favorite hobby/
for u its chillin with r kelley and fuckin underage gurls in the main lobby/

U think ur ryhmes are so fantastic that u think ur one of the four(Fantastic Four for who doesnt kno)
im the fantastic one asking to battle some more/

Thinkin ur funny as if this was the comedy station/
Im hopin soon ull be leavin for vacation/

Cuz u whack as fuck man..i kno others agree/
bout to step it up a notch to the next degree/
for these bitches to see a great mcee/

if simon judged ur shit an "f" wood be ur grade
in the world i dont kno how u are ever gonna get paid/

ull be workin at burger king makin minimum wage/
ill be rockin concerts with a beer in my hand on stage/

so get ur lil bitch ass on ur computer and get to thinkin
i kno my rhymes are ill..urs be stinkin

[Gh0$T]

u kno, i cant even believe u sayin i aint got no talent w8 gawd!
peace

[Xcaliber]

I got madd home work so ill drop 2 morow night cuz i got a fuckin project due

[Naimless]

fuckjarule man that was some of the dopest shit i have heard so far fuck that was great.

[jersey#12]

yea dat wuz tight!! bro, keep up yo shit dawg, i got a feelin u might win this...but then again X has sum tight flows to....DAYUMMMMMMMMMMM its gonna be a hard vote..

[Xcaliber]

iight Homies I Jus Got Sum Time To Post So Imma POst My SHit IN a Minute

[Xcaliber]

I STRETCH-his-tension. Lyrically, I’ve commenced-ascension…
that’s why Pristine thinks my dick in his face… is divine~intervention
pit Calibur and FuckJaRule~in~a~session? This kid DIES~within~seconds
facin’ off with me fucked his future up… like I spent-his-pension
and I’ve YET-to-mention, how he only MC’s to GET-attention…
his cliché punches have about as much impact… as perfectly SET-suspension
…kid, there’s about as much a personal-diss in the verses-you-spit…
as there is in Canibus tracks without beef… there’s just no purpose-to-it
I write my verses in cursive, and adversely~CURSE-you-with-it
give you an identity crisis… like when you first~learned-you’re-a-bitch

if they fuck wit X Then - the-truest-reps -
of Dis Forum - leavin destruction and ruined-vets-
classless-bastards repped by master-disaster -
I be the first to leave they asses-in-plaster
Corny-raps - X~C give you thoughts-on-tracks -
so ignore Ja - the king at fraud-of-rap -
prepare tah meet-ya-rookie-demise, wonnah go toe to toe, i'll have ya steppin back, like i put ya FEET-IN-YA-SPINE
i preach-wit-the-lines, when i speak-wit-the-wise, dawg i heard u was sweet wit sugar in ya blood, plus u still SLEEPIN-WIT-GUYS

Wit da Mic I Crack Ya Head Leave Dis Whack Dead Talkin He'll Wet Me Up.....Only Thing You Wet Is Da Bed.

Iight Yall Get Da Votin Started

[Naimless]

dont know who 2 vote 4 some1 else go 1st

[Flawless]

I aint a judge but u kn\ow ur whack as fuck when u use the same lines twice in a battle... :?

Verse 1
Yo I Stretch~His~Tension,Lyrcialy I've Commenced~Ascension/
Thats Why He Thinks My Dick In His Face Is...Divine~Intervetion//
Pit X And Dis Cat In~A~Session?..This Kid Dies~Within~Seconds/
Facin Off With Me Fucked His Future Up..Like I Spent~His~Pension//

Verse 2
I STRETCH-his-tension. Lyrically, I’ve commenced-ascension…
that’s why Pristine thinks my dick in his face… is divine~intervention
pit Calibur and FuckJaRule~in~a~session? This kid DIES~within~seconds
facin’ off with me fucked his future up… like I spent-his-pension

are u fuckin kidding me X... this a battle n u usin old written rhymes u joke! :roll:

[Killa Jones]

Fuck Ja Rule in my opinion

[Flawless]

i agree killa, fuckjarule crushed him... x is a pussy talkin all dis shit on the site n then posting written shit and changing it, great job x :thumbsup: :lol:

[Xcaliber]

Well to tell yall niggas the truth i posted that shit cuz i had to put sumthing down fast n couldnt thing of nothing and my fuckin best homie died so i been goin threw a bunch of shit so fuck yall internet thugs and shit i could crush any one at this fuckin sit so im probly gonna leave cuz aint no one here comp for me and most of yall here Ride Dicks like Clk's mother was ridin mine so CLK And Everyone else Clear That Nut Shot Of of ya eye so u can see straight and eat a dick

[Flawless]

dont cry cuz u cant rhyme bitch :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[InfiniteE]

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

[lyrical_disturbance]

man x ur a fuckin poor sport u pussy...thats strange on how after someone says u used the same lines that u say ur homie died..i think ur bullshittin cuz u dont seem to upset faggit

[Xcaliber]

Shut Da Fuck Up Ja And Clk N Infinte I Can And Will Ko Each Of You When I Get The Fuckin Time To..And FuckJaRule You Didnt Fuckin beat Me Dumb Ass Aint No Body Vote On It Yet Ya Dumb Shit..And Im Not Gonna Be On This Shit much Longer ONly Long Enuff To KO each Of Yalls Cuz Text Battlin Sucks And Shit I got My Career To Work ON Cuz I Got Signed Bytch To Wake Records..Im A Professional Rapper IM Gettin Paid And Shit So Yall Be Sure To Look Out FOr My Cd WHen It Drops Cuz Then I No Yall Will Be Hangin From My Nuts Jus LIke How Yall Is Hangin On 50 Cents Nuts
So Yall Or Gonna Get Down Or Lay Down And If You Lay Down You Gonna Stay Down So Shiit Ill Fuckin Handi Cap Battle CLK N FUCKJA And Get THO SO Yall Can Eat A Fat Dick Ya Bytch Ass Niggaz...Dont Be Hatin ON Me CUz A 13 Year Old Whyte Boy Can Spit Better Then You And Can Get A Fuckin Deal Ya Fuckin Bytch Ass Crabs

[lyrical_disturbance]

haha guys we got another rapper signed<nothing to u jersey>man u a fake ass bitch so shut ur fuckin mouth fake

[Naimless]

X bro i got ya back in diz shit against all deez fake ass bitchez, I vote for X-Caliber. Fuck all ya all

[jersey#12]

yo my vote goes to fuckjarule.. :wink:
fuckjarule juss wuz a lil bit better on this battle, but x..u got sum tight shit to bro dont get me wrong, but juss work on it a bit..hope to see u get far in my tourney :wink:

vote=fuckjarule
good luck against clk :wink:

[lyrical_disturbance]

yo naimless i hope u votin for him cuz of his ryhmes not just cuz u got his back..he used the same ryhmes but whatever well see

[Naimless]

yeh he used the same lines twice but fucking he has a unique ryme style

[Admin]

Um.. Is voting over?

[mako]

vote-fuckjarule

becuz Xcaliber recycled(Reused) his lines and fuckjarule had a better flow in my opinion.
p.s.-Xcaliber sorry about your homie dieing
p.p.s-admin it is 2-1 8)

Mako

[Admin]

Aight then, we need judges to vote.. This is taking too long! ;)

[Naimless]

VOTE BITCHEZZZZZZ

[Admin]

JUDGES:
Slit Ristz
Nameless
Mako
Hawkeye
jersey#12

NOW DO IT!

[jersey#12]

vote=fuckjarule

[Naimless]

Hurry the fuck up!!

[jersey#12]

yo naimless, why did u drop out my tournament?

[Admin]

jersey, you already voted ;)

[jersey#12]

bruce, you haven't voted

bruce=nickname for admin, since i dont know his real name :wink:

[Admin]

lol.. You can call me John, although thats not my name ;)

[Admin]

JUDGES:
Slit Ristz
Nameless
Mako
Hawkeye
jersey#12

I dont see my name on that list..

[jersey#12]

i dont see it either but i see that u spelled two names wrong
naimless and slitt ristz

aight so wuts up john

[Flawless]

i say u guys giv this to xcaliber even though he used the same linez his flow still crushed him :?...

[jersey#12]

i say we juss skip the finals cuz we all know whose gonna win it all (clk)
juss skip it and we can start my tourney already, cuz we know fuckjarule or Xcaliber is gonna lose to clk :wink: (another compliment clk) :roll:

[Admin]

Yeah wassup with those complimetns.. You gay? (and I dont mean gay as in happy) :D

[jersey#12]

im juss kiddin around wit him admin, so chill..lol :D

[Rappone]

Bitch if you want to get respect dont kiss clk's ass and compliment him and dont do whteva is in that gay mind of yourz... ud neva get respect like that.. all you'd get is: "Jersey is a muthafuckin pussy"

[jersey#12]

chill dawg, i thought we wuz homies? is this beef between us still goin on?
lets take it down a bit dawg :wink:

[Admin]

;)

[Naimless]

how bout this ill change my vote so that fuckjarule wins so that this shit gets over with k? next round.

[Xcaliber]

I Dont Give A FUCK Any More Imma Jus Wait Till Jersey's Shyt Open And Then Rip Every last Cat IN That Shit And I Can Rip Any One On This Site....If Ya Happen To Diss Agree The You Can Call Me Out At Any Time And Ill Rip You Ok WEll Now That We Got That Down...This Shyt For Respect Now Ill Rip Any Cat On DIs Board To Earn SOme Fuckin Respect....Peace...NSM

[Xnesis]

you people are blind if you think X-Caliber was weaker, he had more multies, better vocab, more punches, better structure. How does he lose? Cause he recycled? Big deal......

[Flawless]

yea x should win

[Admin]

Take it easy with those bolds x.

[hawkeye]

hey still no computer but I vote for fuck ja rule got no time to dissect but his lines grabbed my attention more............

[Rappone]

this beef ended yo fuckja won... Iight CLK aint nuffin gainst u but fursst u bin sayin X sux coz he recycled lines now u postin thatt he should win :D NEways no hatin ure life ;) ight ight ight can we go on wit da damnnnn tourney now?

[Admin]

Congrats, fuckjarule wins this batle.
The final one can now begin, you can check it out here http://forum.eminem.net/viewtopic.php?t=501 (sticky)