Opening Tournament: [3rd round] Killa vs. clkstivie320

[Admin]

Due to flip of coin, Killa spits first.

[Killa Jones]

yo clk man im just takin care of buisness no offence intended dawg we safe.

Yo clk man u aint nuttin but a dick
walkin around thinkin yo rhymes r sick
im empty my clips u hear that CLICK
thats the sound the bullet comin u gonna trip
ur show shud b showing magic tricks
do that thing u did with the pogo sitck
ima rub it in ur wounds a salt lick
u rhymes r so bad they makin sheeps tick
i know we are m8s dawg but this is battling
im fuck u up like a baby's toy rattling
i know ur readin this and sayin this cant b happenin
sorry dawg i never wanted to do this
but maybe one day we cud reminisce
im sorry i ripped u dawg hears a deep kiss
no that aint gay bro its just friendly
but if u want bro i can be unfriendly
i got this bitch makaveli who knows all my lines
im set his ass up so he can walk into mines
and i dnt give a fuck if he wants to use signs ( finger up to makaveli )
he just a mutha fucker who like to whine
im goin to the finals clk and i know u cant face it
now go take yo pills before you have a fit
or change ur rhymes dawg go and resubmit
ima kill yo ass like a bannana split
ur being ripped into pieces bit by bit
ill sew ur ass together with a sewing kit
but for this ill need a builders permit
and all yo lames are fucking shit
ill take u into killa records and work on you ass
try and make u famous so u can chill with the stars
if that dnt work bro ill give u a guitar
and if that dont work fuck ur behind bars
ill be rolling blunts with cuban cigars
im sorry dawg but this has gone to far
i have to attack now against mutha fuckers who want it
ill use the bible against there asses which is holy wit
im the kat dawg and u just got bit
so clk man ill wait to c u spit
ill just wait u go and said it

[jersey#12]

[applause from texas to killa]
that wuz sum good shit to start off this battle killa :wink:

but i am a judge and i gotta judge fair, so lets see how this shit goes :wink:

[Killa Jones]

thank u but i know clk can drop a heavy yerse hes good like

[Gh0$T]

clk fuckin kill him, stickin ya finger up at me lol, clk giv me a mention 2 bro nice 1
peace

[Killa Jones]

lol

[Killa Jones]

yo wheres clk ?
how long does he get to reply
cum clk lets battle where the fuck r u?

[Flawless]

yo im bout to go to work for a couple hours n im writin back as soon as i get bak to the crib... been real busy man but dont sweat it my shit'll b posted in a few hours... 8)

[Admin]

Thats cool, we are all busy every now and then ;)

[Killa Jones]

safe clk cnt wait to c wot u drop

[Flawless]

Iight killa I know this is just for battle purpose only but if u want it u got it :?

Yo what da fuck kinda diss, did u just throw,
Ya shit is softer than a mua-fuckin marsh-mallow,
Hoe, ya flows about as fake as a tv show,
Ur getting hit, wit shit spit, from a professional,
Getting bit, and ripped quick, cuz I perfect-the-flow,
Magic show, pogo stick, deep kisses, man-you-sick,
Only thing u ever clicked, is the arrow pointin this,
Aint no need to reminisce, every hit-you-threw’s a miss,
Aint no way u’ll get a kiss, but I’ll let u drink ma piss,
Bitch please wit dose lyrics you’ll never hit a lick,
Sayin fictitious shit like makin sheeps tick,
I’l show u a magic trick by usin a pool stick,
Push it straight up ya ass n make it disappear quick,
U prick, u don’t compare man im sweater than jelly,
N now u pissed cuz u got fucked up, by makaveli,
I’ll leave u smelly n sweaty n dice u wit a maschetti,
leave u in more pieces than a whole Bowl of spaghetti,
so test me and u’ll b outta here like all the rest be,
a poisenous style, none of ya’ll, could, digest me,
I’m blessed see…. I send shots at ya chest see,
Strapped wit a black nina pistol got me possessed see,
Im sexy, no wonder ur girl wantsta caress me,
U say I got bit? Read ur shit, I disagree,
Im the dawg u the kat, u sed it urself g,
Ur careers on a shelf, N I’m ooooon a killa spree,
U not, illa than me, u plain as vanilla see,
Killa be, searchin for ME, on mp3,
Tryina down--load ma audio, look, im sorry bro,
U got chewed up, n washed down wit, bacardi O,
Although, u had ma back im ready fa ur attack,
Heres the mic I wanna hear how da fuck, u, react…

8)

[Gh0$T]

dat waz phat bro even giv me a mention and thanks someone who said i ripped him, it was 4-3 to me killa, w8 till jerseyz tourney yahll that will b off tha hook

personals~clk
punches~clk
flow~killa
rhymeing~clk

sorry killa it aint cus he give me a mention bro i swear i rekon you won of tha best here bro must of just had an off day, keep elevatin bro you going to go far, i wanna ill colab with you, youll do it next year bro, it only one vote you got a couple more 2 go bro, GL!

clk well done bro i didnt know you was hott but fairplay i gta big you up on that one if you get in tha final GL bro you got skillz you know! n e wayz im bablin on my vote is

WINNER~CLKSTIVIE320

[Flawless]

thanks a lot mak... i just wanna ask admin who the official judges are 4 dis one cuz in the me vs. rappone ext round we had 5 new judges... are they the same judges that did that one admin?

[Gh0$T]

o shit, i aint no judge! lol! i should be one tho tha only one that gives an explination!
peace, ADMIN hurry and open another tourney plz lol i cant wait i need some action lol
peace 4 real

[Admin]

thanks a lot mak... i just wanna ask admin who the official judges are 4 dis one cuz in the me vs. rappone ext round we had 5 new judges... are they the same judges that did that one admin?
Yes, same 5 judges. Its better than just 3.. And you both get to spit twice.

[jersey#12]

<-----judge


yo clk dat wuz sum tight shit and i knew u wuz gonna get far in this tourney, and we juss gotta see who my vote goes to when this shit finishes cuz its gonna be hard :? ...but dont worry cuz i will judge fair
:wink:

killa you got sum tight shit also, keep it up bro...its gonna be hard :? and im gonna have to get rid of one of you but...i juss dont know who its gonna be :? and there are other judges to :D

later bro's :wink:

[Killa Jones]

ok clk ill admit i just got ripped
but for you come on that rhyme was shit
u sound like a cd thats just been skipped
u like an imigrant thats just been shipped
and coz u an imigrant you gonna get whipped
and we still safe clk i still got yo back
u gettin nervous like a sweaty ass crack
u scared of my boy, just sit back and enjoy
watch me spit my shit like a kid with his toy
you on mp3 please, i wouldnt download yo shit if i was high on trees
you like a disease and my rhymes so cold u be put in deep freeze
wots that on yo hand i think its cheese
u been down again suckin on yo knees
Im the top kat yeh thats right
but if u wanna drop the mic then lets fight
u like a turkish delight, soft in the centre like and egg white
but for yo last rhyme i gave u the green light
but now im ripping u mutha fucka out of spite
and as michael jackson said " I Dont Matter if You Black Or White!"
Yeh Mak beat me but i dont live fo this shit
you better start duckin boy coz u bout to get hit
with my ak 47, my bullets they split
like a radio wave when they transmit
u say ur going on a killa spree
man i agree
but u aint gonna rip mutha fuckas like me
this is the second round and im ready for this
u just like that cheese i think its called swiss
i read every line of urs and u call that a diss
u say ur blessed, but im the choosen one
god's the one who made me skitzo and gave me a gun
u goin up in smoke like i blaze in the sun
but in the long run this is for fun
yo rhymes r seedles like a hamburger bun
u from detroit u following slims footsteps
me, mak n lyrical can kick it dwn roath wreck!
and mak is it tru u got biceps
clk u just a princess who a glamour queen
how can u even get of wearin tight jeans
and u date young teens, u try to get in between
how can u date young boys who r thirteen
im like an aquamarine who is fuckin mean
when im finished with u, ull be underneath and x ray machine
u a pacific sardine and u also a bean
cant diss me boy im a recording machine
ima advance to the finals to face who eva the fuck it is
im like a pop and i got this fizz, enuf to get in show biz
stop fucking these young boys...Bitch!
now ima sit back chill and smoke
please hit me back clk dont go and choke!

[Gh0$T]

that was phat bruv! keep it up bro!
peace

[jersey#12]

yo killa wut da fuk is yo problem bro, why did u leave me out of renegade?

killa put: "me, mak n lyrical can kick it dwn roath wreck!"

why da fuk u leavin me out da renegade fo bro?
mak joins and all of a sudden im out or wut

[Killa Jones]

we all live in the same city so we know each other and roath wreck is a park!i aint leavin u out of shit! how can u kick it with us if u live in texas

[jersey#12]

ok then bro :wink:

[Flawless]

Killa u ma dog and everyhting but damn that shit was extreeeemely wack lol lemme point out some shit to the judges and to urself just to prove my point...

Ok clk I admit I just got ripped, but for u that rhyme was shit…??? [Obviously not shit if it ripped u lol]

watch me spit my shit like a kid with his toy...
[kids wit toys spit good lyrics??]

Getting nervous like a sweaty ass-crack…
[ass cracks get nervous???]

U Just like that cheese I think its called swiss…
[Weak ass diss lol didnt even make sense]

im like an aquamarine who is fuckin mean
u a pacific sardine and u also a bean
[aquamarine is a color so ur tryin to tell me that ur bluish green and ur mean?? and im a pacific sardine?!?!?!]
lmao r u fuckin kidding me wit dis shit bro

[Gh0$T]

yo clk you gta join renagades son i like yo sence of humor
peace

[Flawless]

haha cmon though bro this guy said hes an aquamarine lmfaooooooooo,
aquamarine is a color how am i supposed to take this battle seriously wit shit like that lol

[Killa Jones]

u gonna post back or wot

[Gh0$T]

lol, post yo battle bro! im serious tho you should join us! your funny man!
serious :D no-1 will mind well get tha hottest rapperz in tha renagadez
peace

[Flawless]

Damn killa i didnt know u were a poor sport bro... writin some "personal shit" just because u cant take the criticism... This a battle G thas what we supposed to be doin just like me n rappone did to eachother in our diss... It's all good though, for that i'ma teach ur punk ass a lesson...

Aight we're cuttin dis shit back down to 16 bars... killas shit started to get a lil boring :lol:

Damn… I must b battlin the dumbest muthafucker,
Callin me a fish, and claiiiiiimin he’s a color,
O brotha this KAT is stupid I don’t mean to brag,
But u sed u wanna kiss now u callin ME a fag,
U little bitch nigga u couldn’t take the presha,
Wrote a personal diss cuz u know ma flows fresha,
50 lines of bullshit, wit un-lyrical tactics,
killa on the real dog u need more practice,
u cant match this im goin through a phase,
phrase by phrase, killa ur weaker than seven days, (incase u confused, 7 days = a weak :lol: )
talkin bout AK’s n say I talk outta MA butt?
I’ll spray ya moms face wit nut, bitch now what!?!
Chump, u got fucked up n now u holdin a grudge,
Only way u could win this is if u were the judge,
I wont budge no matta what u say about me,
I got more flows than the Mediterranean Sea…

O and we safe dawg right?? lmao jokesta

[jersey#12]

yo ima vote tomorrow, cuz right now i gotta take a shower cuz i got school tomorrow :oops:

[Killa Jones]

yeh we safe clk
it aint personal its battling
safe

[jersey#12]

i think my vote goes to..................................

[Naimless]

man wtf is wit diz we safe shit? you 2 fuckin each otha? this is a battle not a friendship your suppoes to b ripin him apart not endin shit with "oh god i hope i didnt insult him" any way bitchez my vote goes to clk cuz this line is straight dope "I got more flows than the Mediterranean Sea… "

[Naimless]

same wit "phrase by phrase, killa ur weaker than seven days, (incase u confused, 7 days = a weak " :thumbsup:

[jersey#12]

i dont know why but i juss like killa's responses better, dont take it personal clk but killa jones is juss mah vote on this one....

vote= killa jones

[Flawless]

:shock: lol ummm ok :lol:

[mako]

clk won this battle in my opinion because he said these lines what da fuck kinda diss, did u just throw, ya shit is softer than a mua-fuckin marsh-mallow and he countered Killa Jones punchlines

Killa Jones: ur show shud b showing magic tricks do that thing u did with the pogo sitck, im sorry i ripped u dawg hears a deep kiss
clk: Magic show, pogo stick, deep kisses, man-you-sick, Only thing u ever clicked, is the arrow pointin this, Aint no need to reminisce, every hit-you-threw’s a miss, Aint no way u’ll get a kiss, but I’ll let u drink ma piss and this I’l show u a magic trick by usin a pool stick, Push it straight up ya ass n make it disappear quick.

favorite lines from each:
Killa Jones:i m a kill yo ass like a bannana split
ur being ripped into pieces bit by bit
ill sew ur ass together with a sewing kit
Clk: what naimless had

vote: clk 8)

Mako

[Killa Jones]

how many more peeps gotta vote

[Slitt Ristz]

votes 4 Clk

[InfiniteE]

clk got this battle

[Naimless]

My vote is for Clk

[Flawless]

thanks 4 the votes fellas... killa was nice battling you keep doin ur thing 8)

[Rappone]

yo ur gonna win tha tourny dawg it was either me or u... :lol:

anyway congrats CLK gainst renegAID Killa

[Flawless]

Thanks Rap... we'll see what happens :lol:

[Killa Jones]

yo fuck u rappone u werent gonna win shit
yo good luck clk

[InfiniteE]

gd luck in the tourny

[Naimless]

CLK WINZ

[Admin]

clkstivie320 wins this battle

[Admin]

The final one can now begin, you can check it out here http://forum.eminem.net/viewtopic.php?t=501 (sticky)