Kruxx vs. Shinoda (5-2)

[shinoda]

3 Rounds
No biting
Voting on categories "most attractive" "Stupidest comment" "weirdest" "worst line" "best line" "multis" "comedy" "monkey?" "conciseness" "punches" "personals"
"Original verses"

[shinoda]

Aight, let see
You got to stop suckin the barrel of my "gun"/
before the barrel unloads into your gums/
when my bullets cum, and I ain't talkin bout machinery
your "head's" "blown-back", no way you're eatin me
No hannibal style cannibalism, no way you're beating me
Win me in a battle, that's a thing you've never done
Even as a newb I'd still surpassed you, my skills won
How about I dumb it down for ya, leave you like a sleepin policeman*
In the road, my car increases speed as I meet them
Leave you as a bagged-lump immitating speedhumps*
Whilst I rhyme in peaks, you trough into full-slumps
Whilst I pump, pump, pump it up
You're sittin readin my shit, bustin nuts
Another verse spat, another kid speaks his mind clear
If I've KO'd the champ before, and you lost, how you gonna fare?
Cause how many times would you have lost if I weren't there
This 3 rounds gonna be easier than your mum
I rhyme slick, you bring slime, shit and premature-cum

*Same thing
Gun reference is a metaphor for my penis :D

[madchild]

Where's the punches and personals?

[shinoda]

Where's the punches and personals?In the classifications, I've updated. In that rhyme...well

[Kruxx]

I'll post later on tonight, Im at school right now..

[Kruxx]

Madchild was right, for all I know your rhyme was pre-written,
No serious attacks at me, or personals to leave me sittin'.
I assume you rushed that post, as it was a very slack attempt,
I've heard better on radio stations, one's such as Wack FM.
You seem to love the idea of me feasting on you 'Gun'
Well I'll leave you to that gay fantasy, dont have too much fun.
You only talk about it so much, because you obviously wish it was true,
You wish you could have me on your dick, you wish I loved you too.
Sorry Shinoda, I have to inform you it's not going to happen,
Your post was very poor, after I read through it I was napping.
Cant you think up something creative and less boring,
You still be flying low whilst I'm above the clouds, soaring.
I'm more fitted for the rap game, when I compare both our skills,
Lyrically your flaccid.... my lyrics motherfucking kill.
But seriously by now, you should be so much more versitile,
I'm stomping your ass down, and I've only been here for a while.
Obsessed LP Fan, trying to take down a 15 year old kid,
Whats the matter big Shinoda, cant beat your own clique?
I'm gonna wreck you worse than the wreckahs do a Mic,
This is a feeble attempt, yet the best you seen in your life.
Face it Jon, with such complex rhymes like mine,
You stand no match to me, with your weak ass, girly rhymes.

[Kruxx]

Seeing as I'm very busy lately, Shinoda and I talked about it on MSN, and we've decided to lower the amount of rounds...I wont be able to post seriously battles for a while, so...We may aswell open up our 1 Spit each for votes...Or, would you (Shinoda) prefer one more rhyme from both of us?


PS, Voters dont vote until Shinoda has confirmed things....

[shinoda]

Guess my response

Boy calls mine prewritten, his took him a day
Mine was up in seconds after my last screen display
If mine was prewritten, why'd it post up fluently
What was it written before? Why's it follow consecutively
No personals necessary when the categories existed
But fixed up, you're mixed up, too busy being fisted
These punches you want, that you're craving in your cunt
Wack FM's your station, shown in rhymes, and as for fun
What I think, act or do, doesn't include you
He calls himself complex, but subliminally doesn't do
Rushing a post, but saying it was prewrote
So you're suggestin I freestyled the sailing of this boat
You're whole rhymes contradicting, lets tear it piece by piece
"prewritten", "fast rushed"; "flacid lyrics" "mutherfuckin" sheesh...
"Versitile, for a while, wrecked mics", reused lines
Where's YOUR originality, verse my "girly rhymes"?
Whilst you're demoted against many, I'm KO'ing the champs
My list sees "Junior, KOE, KJones, Hawk and YOU stamped
Emmanyei, Gunit, Wildcard, and Lyrikhal
And to top if off, Stinger down, 6-nil
Yet you're more complex... and YOU can't find it
Asked on MSN, you sure can't define it
You compared our skill from my perspective
Hence why in your eyes, you had best spits
Beat my own clique? I've beat the damn site quick
Takin on a 15 year old's just another dead vic
I kick you like the drum beat, when I stomp down I speed up
Like acceleraters on motorvehicles, I'm the driver, you're fucked
Every damn MC's the equivelent of pedestrians
Standin in my way, so I crush from every direction
You should call me Timberland the amount I beat you through
Shame it's tagged on your ass from the kicking from my shoes
Listen, Mr Flacid, wanna battle rapids, washed away
You're greatest punchline was the trademark mainstream "dude's gay"
"Face it Jon, you know you're superior
Why do you battle me when you know I'm inferior"
Well Mr Kruxx, it's all on the exterior
Which is where I'll leave your entire interior
You're nearly there, nearly at the level that I started at
Shame you ain't got shit on me, better stick to frontin caps

[shinoda]

In case you didn't realise. When I say "Vic" I'm refering to VICTIM. Timberland line later ;)

[S.W.A.T]

very tight verse shin....
kruXX hit back dawg..

[Kruxx]

I see you've realised that you were in for an early demise,
Your rhyme has sure stepped up in technicality in time.
But you whine too much, and in every single line,
You OVERDID the complexity, thats why you aint signed.
Too much vocabulary so little space to input it,
It throws your flow all out of fokiss, totally shook it.
Altho I may of had a few slight contradictions in my verse,
You repeated yourself many times i lost count affter 3 hundred 3rd.
Just face the damn facts shinoda, you've lost your edge,
You couldnt handle my physically, and vocally you're dead.
You had to make that last post count, so you packed it full,
With the decent punches though, you packed in bags of junk.
You arent so complex either Jon, you just use words you dont understand,
Like all your mans around you, dictionary time in Shinoda-Land.
I dont think I need to write so much as you just did,
And it didnt take me a day to write my rhymes, you know that, shit.
I could've had it up and done within 5 damn minutes or so,
But my internet acted like your head, and was too damn fuckin slow.
Looking out my window I see so many things just like you,
A kid sat in his garden, with no friends, nothing to do.
So he takes to the internet and tries to make E-Pals,
And practices his stupid rhyme so that he dont Fail...
They laugh at you, you know Jon, when you turn ur back,
Your buddies hear your freestyles and laugh at how wack-
-They are, just like everything you think u do 'well'
Lets get personal now, still obsessed with Danielle?
Aww whats the matter Jon you wanna see her more,
Get the hint you stupid prick she kicked u to the floor.

[pimpchimp]

I think Kruxx improved with the second rhyme, but all in all, Shin has him beat.

Fuck categories, that's my vote.

[$tingeR]

kruxx second spit was really good, but its goin to shin cos his second verse was tight as fuck!

[madchild]

Kruxx killed it all the way, his second spit summed up Shinoda's attempts.

[Kruxx]

So thats 2-1? To Shin?

[shinoda]

Uppin for votes?

[pimpchimp]

I don't even remember voting on this o.O

[shinoda]

Was about two months ago.

[Killa Jones]

Kruxx i liked your spit's!
but again shin had the edge

[madchild]

No More Freeposting!

Votes on Category or Bar-by-Bar breakdown from now on. This is an old battle, so that's why the original votes were allowed.

[c martin]

enjoyment kruxx
multiplies kruxx
rhymth kruxx
flow kruxx

overall kruxx

Vote Not Allowed. Need to vote on proper categories. "Rhythm" and "Flow" are the SAME category unless you can prove me wrong!

[c martin]

Categories
Consistency/Structure: kruxx
Creativity:kruxx
Enjoyable: kruxx
Flow:kruxx
Metaphors:shindoa
Multies:shinoda
Personal:kruxx
Punches:shinoda
Vocabulary: shinoda
Wordplay: shinoda
Overall:kruxx

[-MaKaVeLi-]

Categories
Consistency/Structure: kruxx
Creativity:kruxx
Enjoyable: shinoda
Flow:shinoda
Metaphors:shindoa
Multies:kruxx
Personal:kruxx
Punches:shinoda
Vocabulary: shinoda
Wordplay: kruxx
Overall:kruxx

Vote: Kruxx

[madchild]

(3-2) Kruxx

[Eluzion]

Consistency/Structure: kruxx
Creativity:kruxx
Enjoyable: shinoda
Flow:shinoda
Metaphors:shindoa
Multies:kruxx
Personal:kruxx
Punches:shinoda
Vocabulary: kruxx
Wordplay: kruxx

Overall:kruxx

good spits.

[RipShit]

Consistency/Structure: kruxx
Creativity:kruxx
Enjoyable: kruxx
Flow:shinoda
Metaphors:shindoa
Multies:shinoda
Personal:kruxx
Punches:shinoda
Vocabulary: shinoda
Wordplay: kruxx
Overall: kruxx

My vote goes to kruxx.

[madchild]

CLOSED Kruxx wins 5-2.