I.R.EMCEE vs Spyda

[I.R.EMCEE]

House rules,
4 bars
First to 3 votes wins.

I'll drop soon. Sorry I didn't set it up sooner, was out all weekend.

[SPYDA]

You Stroll Around Like You Own The Thrown But How You Gonna Go Against Spyda When He's At His Own Home
Your Style Aint Grown Kid And All Your Punches Miss, You Could'nt Get A Hit On Me If I Was Attached To Your Phist

Your Style Is About As Colourful As That Pic-You-Chose, I Bet I.R. Stands for Incredibilly Rid-Icu-Lous
Now Im About To Dismember This Member Of The Forum Cos When I See His Lyrics I Suffer Serious Boredom

The Way I Rap Ima Leave This Dummy Dressed Like A Mummy But You Would Die Of Starvation If You Relied On It For Money
So Don't Bring Beef If You Aint Got The Appetite Kid, Cos I'll Leave You With No Arms To Come Back Wid

You Thinking Of Get Rid Of Me, You Must Be Kidding Me, Man You've Got A Better Chance Of Taking Mary's Virginity
If Your Scared Of My Bark You Would Die If I Bite Cos If I Do That The Only Thing You Would Hear Is Good Night

Exp:-

1st Bar: Opener, self explanstory, challenging Spyda at home cos its the web
2nd Bar: Personal plus some word play
3rd Bar: Comparrison of our lyrical ability and result of our battle
4th Bar: Bar Closer, Self explanstory, referring to the Virgin Mary

[I.R.EMCEE]

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO SPIT D: I swear to god I'm droppin today, I've been mad busy these past few weeks man.

[SPYDA]

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO SPIT D: I swear to god I'm droppin today, I've been mad busy these past few weeks man.

So What Happened Cuz? Still Too Busy For 4 Barz?

Damn Son........

[I.R.EMCEE]

Finally droppin, i finally have some freetime, I'm fuckin sorry dude.

This won't be a "come from behind victory", cuz this faggot told all the boys to "Cum from behind, into me";
No one knows who you are, you're a "mystery", You never existed, you're a page missin' in "history"

My rhymes are like ecstacy, they're "surreal thrillers", I'll make your bones "snap crackle and pop" more then a "cereal killer";
Your rhymes compared to mine are like "bacterial" chillers, I'm filled with "viruses" meaning my material's "iller"

Facin' my "punches" you better "duck n weave", this dude couldn't "bless the mic" if he was a fuckin' priest;
I'm bout to inject "Spidey" with some "Venom" to say the least, I'm an "Exterminator" of rappers like him who think they beast

Versin' me? This "spidey" didn't use his "senses", he can't see what's comin' next like an old man missin' his lenses;
His rhymes aint like "walls", they're more like tiny "fences", this dude better grab a "shield" cuz he's totally "defenseless"

Explanations:
1- Pretty self explanatory.
2-ecstacy makes things look surreal, like you're hallucinating. Snap Crackle and pop is the slogan for rice krispies the cereal.
3- In boxing you duck and weave to dodge punches, in this case my punchlines. His name is spyda so I used a spiderman reference and exterminators kill spiders.
4- Another spider man reference, spider man has spidey senses that tell him when he's about to get hit. Rest is self explanatory

Shit was wack, but whatever. UPPIN VOTES and break em down.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Oh yea another explanation! Viruses and bactera make you sick/ill. Still uppin. BREAK EM DOWN.

[Joe M]

SPYDA
You Stroll Around Like You Own The Thrown But How You Gonna Go Against Spyda When He's At His Own Home
Your Style Aint Grown Kid And All Your Punches Miss, You Could'nt Get A Hit On Me If I Was Attached To Your Phist
ok opener, but I think I read the last line before somewhere.

Your Style Is About As Colourful As That Pic-You-Chose, I Bet I.R. Stands for Incredibilly Rid-Icu-Lous
Now Im About To Dismember This Member Of The Forum Cos When I See His Lyrics I Suffer Serious Boredom
The first line didn't rhyme, to me anyway. Didn't like the second line

The Way I Rap Ima Leave This Dummy Dressed Like A Mummy But You Would Die Of Starvation If You Relied On It For Money
So Don't Bring Beef If You Aint Got The Appetite Kid, Cos I'll Leave You With No Arms To Come Back Wid
First line was good, second line was ok.

You Thinking Of Get Rid Of Me, You Must Be Kidding Me, Man You've Got A Better Chance Of Taking Mary's Virginity
If Your Scared Of My Bark You Would Die If I Bite Cos If I Do That The Only Thing You Would Hear Is Good Night
Didn't like any of this. bad finisher

I.R.EMCEE
This won't be a "come from behind victory", cuz this faggot told all the boys to "Cum from behind, into me";
No one knows who you are, you're a "mystery", You never existed, you're a page missin' in "history"
I didn't like the first line, second line was ok.

My rhymes are like ecstacy, they're "surreal thrillers", I'll make your bones "snap crackle and pop" more then a "cereal killer";
Your rhymes compared to mine are like "bacterial" chillers, I'm filled with "viruses" meaning my material's "iller"
good multi's. probably your best bar

Facin' my "punches" you better "duck n weave", this dude couldn't "bless the mic" if he was a fuckin' priest;
I'm bout to inject "Spidey" with some "Venom" to say the least, I'm an "Exterminator" of rappers like him who think they beast
wasn't feelin this bar. first line was ok.

Versin' me? This "spidey" didn't use his "senses", he can't see what's comin' next like an old man missin' his lenses;
His rhymes aint like "walls", they're more like tiny "fences", this dude better grab a "shield" cuz he's totally "defenseless"
I liked this bar. good finisher.

My vote goes to I.R.EMCEE. overall he had better flow and good multi's.

[ZenLand]

Spyda's best bar:
You Stroll Around Like You Own The Thrown But How You Gonna Go Against Spyda When He's At His Own Home
Your Style Aint Grown Kid And All Your Punches Miss, You Could'nt Get A Hit On Me If I Was Attached To Your Phist
I.R.'s best bar:
My rhymes are like ecstacy, they're "surreal thrillers", I'll make your bones "snap crackle and pop" more then a "cereal killer";
Your rhymes compared to mine are like "bacterial" chillers, I'm filled with "viruses" meaning my material's "iller"

I.R. has definetly upped his game lately. He's starting to bring some pretty ill concepts into his spits so I'm happy about that. Keep elevating.
Spyda came with some played concepts. Most of the bars were pretty weak and I wasn't entertained at all. It wasn't good man.

Vote I.R Emcee

[I.R.EMCEE]

Thanks Joe and Zen, glad to see your liking my shit. Uppin' KO.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Still uppin' KO. Just one more voter please? :]

[I.R.EMCEE]

One more vote that's all I fucking need, thank you :P I'm bout to claim this KO soon.

[SPYDA]

Obviously I cant vote myself but you came much better I.R.
Need to Step up my battle game, I mainly do concious lyrics, none on here tho.

Would appreciate some feedback and pointers if anybody dont mind.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Will somebody fucking come so I can end it PLEASE!

[MystaMic]

Consistency/Structure: emcee
Creativity: emcee
Enjoyable: emcee
Flow: spyder
Metaphors:emcee
Multies: ehh...
Personal: emcee
Punches: emcee
Vocabulary: emcee
Wordplay: emcee

overall: I.R. Emcee

Keep elevatin'....