I.R. Emcee vs. ZenLand

[ZenLand]

4 bars
I'll Drop Later Tonight

[ZenLand]

I'm Gonna Offend And Oppress Him, I'm Gettin A Win I'm Guessin Because For Zen It's Destined
The End Is Next Kid Because Noone Understands You Sayin "I Are Emcee" Like You Need An English Lesson

You're Facin Death Fool Because I Slay With Text Tools, Ya Can't Win, So Save Your Breath Dude
Listen To Him? Nah You Only Play Yourself Twice Daily Like Your Masturbation Schedule (http://http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=402380#post402380)

I Could Kill You With Four Bars Because I Ain't Seen Nobody With Rhymes As Poor As Yours Are
I'll Leave Him With More Scars Because This Kid Was Gone As Soon As He Came Like Part Time Porn Stars

You Should Have Never Done This, You Better Detour From Me Whore Because I'll Leave Ya Body Lying On The Seashore
Just Stop, We Can't See More Because You Couldn't Type Sick If You Threw Up Your Keyboard

The End.....

[I.R.EMCEE]

xD good shit dude. I aint gonna win but I'm droppin soon.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Droppin' now I guess. *sigh*

Versin' him, I'ma win by a landslide, see, this kid couldn't blow up if tripped and fell on a landmine;
Poor rhymes? Bitch, people demand mine, people send your rhymes back like they had "teeth marks", cuz you "bit" a man's lines

Once I finish you, you'll truly be in a "Zen Land", But that's only cuz you'll be a fuckin' dead man;
I've been known to chop MC's with my lyrical "method ,man", Cuz I'm always first, you'll be hanging in the shadows like Redman

We all know Zen is a faggot, he pulls more "tools" out his ass then the gay Inspecta Gadget;
Oh yea, "there will be blood" like I chopped you up with a hatchet, Bitch I'm sicker then you, you just aint ill enough "to catch it"

I'm "levels" above you, you playin' Dungeons and Dragons "in the lair", This dude couldn't "up his game" if he threw his nintendo "in the air";
You at 'Rock Bottom' like SSB and I aint never been in there, You feelin' more stupid then the fuckin' "grizzly man" after he hit the bear

Explanations:
1st bar: Pretty self explanatory, he bit people's shit before.
2nd bar: Meth was always first compared to Redman.
3rd bar: Inspector Gadget can pull things out of everypart of his body, seeing as I made him gay in this bar I'm suggesting he has "toys" hidden in his ass. There will be blood is his siggy and you catch a sickness (duh)
4th: Dragon's lair, get it? and there's usually levels in a game. Grizzly man was a guy who basically chilled with bears but ended up getting killed by them.

Uppin votes I guess.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Forgot to say break the stuff down too. Uppin' teh votes

[Meta the DEMON]

Zen had some played punches/concepts but I think he gets the win here.. He had good multies, pretty nice flow and even though some stuff was played the lines were still alright. He displayed more skill with his verse. IR was pretty good but you could tell he was reaching to beat Zen's complexity.. His punches were kinda forced and the the multies were kinda simple. I give this one to Zen.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Aight thanks for the vote. I just felt like the shit I was postin on the site wasn't really showcasing anything good about my shit so I tried to step it up a little cuz I knew Zenland would murder me xD Keystyled that shit cuz I didn't know if there was a deadline.

P.S: Keep votin'

[ZenLand]

You've definetly elevated though.

1-0 uppin the K.O.

[I.R.EMCEE]

^It was mostly cuz of the whole "oh shit zenlands gonna murder me so no more weak shit" kinda thing Oo

[Meta the DEMON]

Aight thanks for the vote. I just felt like the shit I was postin on the site wasn't really showcasing anything good about my shit so I tried to step it up a little cuz I knew Zenland would murder me xD Keystyled that shit cuz I didn't know if there was a deadline.

P.S: Keep votin'


Yeah, I feel you.. I figured that's what it was.. That's the first stepping stone to elevation though, so just keep it up.

[ZenLand]

Meta you need to start battlin here. I seen you on RW. You're good.

[I.R.EMCEE]

I read his stuff too, it is good. But there aint that much active battlers here

[ZenLand]

Yeah Maybe some of the older people will return though

[I.R.EMCEE]

I remember the old days, mad people used to battle here. There was always something goin on

[slimshadyLP]

Consistency/Structure: tie
Creativity: tie
Enjoyable: Z
Flow: tie
Metaphors: Z
Multies: Z
Personal: tie
Punches: Z
Vocabulary: tie
Wordplay: tie
Overall: Zenland wins overall.

[I.R.EMCEE]

preciate it dude. 0-2, Zen gets the KO.

[ZenLand]

I figured we would go to 3 but OK
K.O. closed

[Meta the DEMON]

Hmm.. yes, I guess I wouldn't be opposed to a few battles. Personal issues have been causing me to neglect other battles already though, so let me clear some out first, then I'll make a call out or two.

[I.R.EMCEE]

You said uppin KO after the first vote zen so I wasn't sure ><

[Ilahi]

v/zenland

[relentlez]

Yo dunno if the votes closed got confused by your mans chatting lol, well ima make this a quick vote anyway if it even count...
Consistency/Structure: Felt both of you had this locked on each other - Tie
Creativity: I.R.EMCEE - Zen was close the the "Even if Throw Your Nintendo In Air" Line got me
Enjoyable: Zenland, was good read though hommie
Flow: Couldn't find any flaws mans, Tie
Metaphors: Zenland
Multies: close, but Zenland, I think it's a case of experience
Personal: Zenland, I.R.EMCEE I couldn't see anything personal shine through, sorry dude
Punches: Zenland, again it just seems Zenland more comfatable with battling
Vocabulary: Both got good range
Wordplay: I.R.EMCEE I only read each one once and I didn't really pick up much wordplay just I.R.EMCEE's stood out more if anything.

Zenland got my vote, but honestly I.R.EMCEE you elevated shit loads man, your drop was really good read man, look out Zen think thi guy gonna wanna re-match sometime ha

Nice battle guys.


'1

[ZenLand]

Lol yeah at relentlez. Hes elevated since his last drop. Good drop I.R.

[I.R.EMCEE]

Relentlez is right, someday I will wanna rematch dude XD Thanks zen, your shit was hot though. Haa I see you liked that nintendo line :P