Lyricologist_RiCo VS $am3*$hyT*B!t€h:

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Ok your rules
8 bars
house rules.

I'll drop around 4:30 pacific time.
Cool?

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

I'm gonna de-feet(defeat) this fool like shoes wore to the sole
Like at a catholic school u'll get tore in the glory hole

Ur lyrics are not to behold but the ones that get old/ Your shits cold
But me challenging u is like a gun n a cig and a blindfold

I'm headstrong I'll write a sick song and slaughter won't prolong
Your winning streak is intimidating though, don't get me wrong

Resistance is useless when it comes to these fluidly spit rhymes
How can u say you da shit without a beat? Ur nothing but flatline

My disses hurt n'll stomp your fucking spine, fuck the captain this shit is da "crunch time"
Your shit ain't nothing but rhyming lines/ your sorry attempts to diss are the only punchlines/

So what if to you I'm not lyrically dynastic? Its ok I'm feeling fucking fantastic
I'll turn the Lyricologist monastic and change his winning streak for the drastic

Prepare to change that 3 losses to 4 and keep your fingers in crosses or straight HIT THE FLOOR
After this war your sore your not a lyrical hardcore ur a poor sport in the peace corps.

Yeah I'm the same shyt bitch with da magic "SICK SLICK SPITS" shit
So keep my name out ya mouth n put da dick in quick, Now look whos da mutha fukkin trick bitch!

explainations:


on how he spit da Same Shyt Bitch like dat bitch spit but im takin bout falix//
Apparently hes not a fan of mine lol.


but listen "captain" it's "crunch time", since u couldnt ill jus killed u wit punchlines//(captain crunch cereal)

I refered to this rhyme a few times


Got A Computer Now Im Typin Witout A Beat//
I "de Feet(defeat)" Niggas Mean I "leave Em Wit No Feet"//

Without a beat he must be a flatline
and I quoted his "Defeat (de feet)" thing

Gun, Cig and Blindfold - The old joke that when people are exicuted they are blindfolded and given a ciggarette

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

gd verse homegirl...lol liked da flatline bar...lol

but u could'nt "de-feet" me if i had a "amputation of my feet"//
and i jus "tick'd da bitch off" cuz my rhymes 2 her is "deet"//(deet is a medicine dat kills ticks)1
if "im cold im hot",call me "dry ice", wen i "hit a spot ima shine", like a "spot light"//(dry ice is too cold 2 touch wit bare hand it burns)
if dats not right add dat i might, "out flow dis bitch", " ima mississippi river site"//(n u.s.a the mississippi river is floodin the midwest)2
yea ya "slick sick" its like ya "catchin a cold", its sold, "im ill" like i "ate a bowl of mold"//
if im old den i got mo experience tho, "to kill and cut" dis bitch up like a "homo emo"//(da homo has aids)3
well......
here dis bitch go tyrna flip my ryhmes, hoe betta "back it up", not talkin like a "spine"//
dis bitch actin "coneish"(means a junkie n my hood),i think she "half pine"//4
n my shit do rhyme dats da point of dis game, i see now bitch dat ya dumb stupid n ya lame//
dats a shame cuz i "left dis bitch maim",dats how i "fuck'd her up", now she blame da "dick game"//(maim=mutilation,permanent disfiguration)5
dis girl so "beneath me" she's "rock bottom", n she look like a gremlin had sex wit a goblin//
dis bitch will "never land" a hit ,miss im "hood fly", like da "robin", ervy "punch u throw",like a "up-do hairstyle", im "weavin n bobbin"//(robinhood;girls up-do have bobby pins n it and sumtimes weave)6
4 dis dike, ima let my "flow ride" her like a "bike", show dis hoe whose "flyer" den a "kite"//
in spite, witout sight, u kno u "feel me" cuz im "tight", "always on point" like a "infared light"//7
nope...dnt remember u, ya rhymes not use to, cuz dey confused dudes//
rico 1st intrude 2 exclude dis bitch, cuz i got mo "self life" den "4 years of canned food"//8

hmmp.....ugh
lets vote

[I.R.EMCEE]

Nobody said anything about breakin' it down.. Anyway I really liked Same Shyt Bitch's shit this time around... I wasn't feelin' rico's that much.

Vote = SSB

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

1-0
Uppin more votes

[Ilahi]

i'm not sure if i have permission to vote

i'll leave it up to same shit bitch

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Why wouldnt u have permission to vote?
everyone can vote

[Joe M]

I agree with I.R

SSB's had better consistency, rico's was kinda all over the place and tougher to follow but was more complex.

it's a tough one, but imma go with SSB

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

2-0
Uppin KO

[Ilahi]

you guys should at least take the time to break it down..yall didnt even do cats

I'm gonna de-feet(defeat) this fool like shoes wore to the sole
Like at a catholic school u'll get tore in the glory hole
pretty homosexual and why would you flip a bar that he already used? makes you look bad
Ur lyrics are not to behold but the ones that get old/ Your shits cold
But me challenging u is like a gun n a cig and a blindfold
you could have made this punch alot better because that concept is pretty original
I'm headstrong I'll write a sick song and slaughter won't prolong
Your winning streak is intimidating though, don't get me wrong
this was stupid you basically gave him props
Resistance is useless when it comes to these fluidly spit rhymes
How can u say you da shit without a beat? Ur nothing but flatline
this was nice
My disses hurt n'll stomp your fucking spine, fuck the captain this shit is da "crunch time"
Your shit ain't nothing but rhyming lines/ your sorry attempts to diss are the only punchlines/
again dont flip a bar he used, weak
So what if to you I'm not lyrically dynastic? Its ok I'm feeling fucking fantastic
I'll turn the Lyricologist monastic and change his winning streak for the drastic
alright your not really throwing punches though
Prepare to change that 3 losses to 4 and keep your fingers in crosses or straight HIT THE FLOOR
After this war your sore your not a lyrical hardcore ur a poor sport in the peace corps.
ok? decent
Yeah I'm the same shyt bitch with da magic "SICK SLICK SPITS" shit
So keep my name out ya mouth n put da dick in quick, Now look whos da mutha fukkin trick bitch!
nah this was stupid


but u could'nt "de-feet" me if i had a "amputation of my feet"//
and i jus "tick'd da bitch off" cuz my rhymes 2 her is "deet"//(deet is a medicine dat kills ticks)1
nah bad attempt
if "im cold im hot",call me "dry ice", wen i "hit a spot ima shine", like a "spot light"//(dry ice is too cold 2 touch wit bare hand it burns)
if dats not right add dat i might, "out flow dis bitch", " ima mississippi river site"//(n u.s.a the mississippi river is floodin the midwest)2
kool at least your punching her
yea ya "slick sick" its like ya "catchin a cold", its sold, "im ill" like i "ate a bowl of mold"//
if im old den i got mo experience tho, "to kill and cut" dis bitch up like a "homo emo"//(da homo has aids)3
ehh decent
well......
here dis bitch go tyrna flip my ryhmes, hoe betta "back it up", not talkin like a "spine"//
dis bitch actin "coneish"(means a junkie n my hood),i think she "half pine"//4
i recomend not using lines that only you would understand even if you do explain it, it takes away from the solidity of the punch
n my shit do rhyme dats da point of dis game, i see now bitch dat ya dumb stupid n ya lame//
dats a shame cuz i "left dis bitch maim",dats how i "fuck'd her up", now she blame da "dick game"//(maim=mutilation,permanent disfiguration)5
nice wording
dis girl so "beneath me" she's "rock bottom", n she look like a gremlin had sex wit a goblin//
dis bitch will "never land" a hit ,miss im "hood fly", like da "robin", ervy "punch u throw",like a "up-do hairstyle", im "weavin n bobbin"//(robinhood;girls up-do have bobby pins n it and sumtimes weave)6
not really a good punch your forcing the connections too much
4 dis dike, ima let my "flow ride" her like a "bike", show dis hoe whose "flyer" den a "kite"//
in spite, witout sight, u kno u "feel me" cuz im "tight", "always on point" like a "infared light"//7
bad first line but this was cool, i think you meant to say laser light? infrared is used to see through or have better vision in the dark lasers are the ones that stay fixed on a point
nope...dnt remember u, ya rhymes not use to, cuz dey confused dudes//
rico 1st intrude 2 exclude dis bitch, cuz i got mo "self life" den "4 years of canned food"//8
stop hyping yourself up

Overall: i really don't see how you guys voted for SSB...i mean she had a few decent punches but overall hers was pretty basic and soft...Rico you werent much better ive seen alot better verses from you i can tell you winged this shit...but i gotta go with RICO because his verse was more solid while SSB's was more like a schoolyard rap battle...

v/rico but i wasnt impressed :(

[ZenLand]

Rico's Best Bar:
dis girl so "beneath me" she's "rock bottom", n she look like a gremlin had sex wit a goblin//
dis bitch will "never land" a hit ,miss im "hood fly", like da "robin", ervy "punch u throw",like a "up-do hairstyle", im "weavin n bobbin"//
SSB's Best Bar:
Resistance is useless when it comes to these fluidly spit rhymes
How can u say you da shit without a beat? Ur nothing but flatline

This battle was a bit closer than I expected. Rico's punches came across allot harder in his verse than SSB's and I remember in one of SSB's bars she actually said he was good or something(don't do that)
I did not like how rico set it up. The expos sometimes in the middle of the bar really throw everything off and make it hard to read(don't do that lol).
I could tell rico didn't come hard in this battle but I'm still gonna give it to him. SSB is definetly elevating and is really got a good flow to her rhymes.

Vote: Rico

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

2-2
More votes please?

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Oh n I never said he was a good writer I just said his streak was intimidating cuz look at my scores, I mean yeah it was intimidating.
I never really read his shit cuz its kinda all over the place so I really wouldn't know if he was good or not.

But anyways... :D votes

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

yea dem 2 votes for u same should've been cat or bar by bar but i ain gon trip jus note

1st 5 votes
gotta be cat or bar by bar u kno dat shawty

2-2

lets get dis ova wit

[free92]

It toke an hour to decide but u gotta admit that the bitch had a good flow...
ssb gets this vote

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Oh i was just gonna let it slide this time because I really didnt put it up there, I guess it does go with house rules tho.

3-2

[Joe M]

im willing to break it down it yez want.

[I.R.EMCEE]

I just didn't really like Rico's shit. Usually his shit is good and I enjoy it but I wasn't feelin' it.

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Ok well lets just have people that vote now break it down.

3-2

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

Ay Same Lets Jus Close Dis Shit I C Nah Its Gon Take 2 Long 4 5 Votes

Gd Battle Shawty

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

So we just going wit da scores?

[Brian B.]

ill slap both u faggots with my cock n penis
Have your mother lookin on like i cant believe im seein this
and your gf? she looks like jason schmidt
but her mouth opened up when i pulled out my diiiiiiiick
cuz im 6'4 and your small like chinamen
i be bustin on ur moms face she calls me the riflemen
why would u faggots ever even try to battle
you sound like two cap guns running outta ammo
owned u bitches bay area killafornia in the house like whaaaaa

[free92]

*bitch slaps*

[I.R.EMCEE]

ill slap both u faggots with my cock n penis
Have your mother lookin on like i cant believe im seein this
and your gf? she looks like jason schmidt
but her mouth opened up when i pulled out my diiiiiiiick
cuz im 6'4 and your small like chinamen
i be bustin on ur moms face she calls me the riflemen
why would u faggots ever even try to battle
you sound like two cap guns running outta ammo
owned u bitches bay area killafornia in the house like whaaaaa
*Scratches head* what dude? If you're looking for a battle then go into the call out place or something. Lol that shit was weak.

[Brian B.]

ya 15 year olds....you will never be a rapper...why dont u just stick to chess and wow bitch! lmao....fucking 12 year olds....

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

yea 3-2 same u won

[raider]

im suprised she elevated so much. she didnt bring the same shit