Best Of Em.Net Tourny: Falix vs. Rico

[ZenLand]

A Minimum of 6 Bars. If You want more than you can agree on more than 6.

Deadline is Friday.

Only votes that will be counted HAVE to be bar-by-bar breakdown or cats. Don't just say who won

[Falix]

today friday?
and check my track out yoooo lol
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=401455#post401455

[ZenLand]

Lol Forgot To Change Deadline.

Next Wednesday Is Long Enough Then

[Falix]

nah, tonite or tomorrow is fine, i dont wanna delay others, and its only 6 lines, shouldnt take long to do that up

[ZenLand]

All Right Cool Bro. Someone Needs to Tell Rico Though

[Falix]

who is rico? i cant find his posts no where

[ZenLand]

Go To The Sign Up Thread. Lyricologist Rico

[Falix]

God, I'm to use to audio.


You got a Kurupt Mind? try to corrupt mine! like dots on a telegraph, i interrupt lines
you'll never be upped guy, im pissin on you, jus like a "golden shower", and i dont mean an "erupt mine"
*Kurupt Mind = play off his sig, if u know what a golden shower is, ull get this line*

aint you that retired gay wrestler from smack down, you assclown, you were wack then and your wack now
ill grab every kid in africa with Mack rounds, i know how u like gettin "blown" in the face and your crack, wow!!
*Rico was a gay wwe wrestler, the african kid with a gun in his sig*

It gets worse. :devil:

your an unstable cow, im here to settle the beef, thought he had a "G" Unit chain, its a medal for "G"eeks!
kick you so hard, you'll think i had metal on cleets treat your mouth like cars, foots on the pedal, now eat!!
*should be self-explanatory*

your role in my house would be the bitch... fuck battered wife syndrome, dont even try to snitch
your an "underground (w)rapper" cuz i littered you in a ditch ill put you in the matrix and kill you in a glitch!!
*should be self-explanatory*

Fuck it!:mad:

you aint from the bronx or memphis, dont try to call or temp this, ill skin ur hands til ur palms can blend with
other skeletons dead, i dont brawl, i end shit! step into the court, ill haul u in contempt bitch!
*Should be self-ex*

your a lyricologist? i aint never seen you doctor!, i guess what that means is my lyrics are hotter
I'll slaughter you, with a "carnivorous flow", call me an otter
Ricos a bitch, if Biggie ask's, tell him I Shot Her
*if hes a lyricologist, i guess that means, people who need help with lyrics go to him and i dont, otters are carnivorous sea creatures lmao, Biggie made a song called "Who Shot Ya?"*

[ZenLand]

If Rico Don't Drop By Tomorow He's DQ'd

[Falix]

fuck rico, set up round 2, and rate my verse lol i wanna know what ppl think

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

gd verse kid:clap:
shit i 4got bout da tourny

if im dq'd so be it but ......
u cant c me....
nigga im "invisible" like a "fat person's belly button"//lol
"barbershop lyrics", "cuttin" like i "pushed dat porno button"//1
"Falix(felix) is a cat" sayin dat,he dnt punch da nigga "only scratch"//
:shit: verse full of shit so rico X-LAX(ex-lax,falax,lix),burned em like a perm so he betta, relax//2
fa-licks he's da "shit" yeaaa...he should be "flushed down da toilet"//
not on point,couldnt write a "hot" verse if he took his "pen n boiled it"//3
he's a "pussy" so ima "fuck em wit my lyrical dick",so "hot ima blow" like ima "bomb on a bic"//(bic lighter)
dat nigga "suckable" like "tits on a chick",got "no nuts 2 bust" cuz dis "cat" jus "got fix'd"//4
MEMPHIS till i die bitch n dnt disrespect, dey say i did em "foul" cuz i hit wit dat "tek(tech)"//
like a owl im sayin whoooo cuz ion kno dis nigga yet,"pussy need vaccinates" so zen "sent em 2 da VET"/RICO!!! da real vet!!!//lol :clap: :cool:

[CapZ]

Consistency/Structure:-tie
Creativity: falix
Enjoyable: rico
Flow: tie
Metaphors: tie
Multies: falix
Personal: falix
Punches: rico
Vocabulary: falix
Wordplay: tie
Overall: FALIX, ok battle rico i can tell this wasnt your best but falix man u deff got better we needa rematch;)