Best Of Em.Net Tourny: Same Shit Bitch vs. YoBoyCue

[ZenLand]

A Minimum of 6 Bars. If You want more than you can agree on more than 6.

Deadline is Friday.

Only votes that will be counted HAVE to be bar-by-bar breakdown or cats. Don't just say who won

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Ok cool.
YoBoyCue, u wanna drop first?

[YoBoyCue]

just make it in by friday...if u drop first i aint gonna feed off u anyways....so a minimum of six? so wats the max?

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

so wut we deciding on cuz i dont wanna drop til I know how many bars were spittin.

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

i'm just gonna drop now.

How bout min 6 and max 16.


After you hear my profound sound I'll leave your ass dumbfound
You aint worth me stickin around just to pummle you to the ground
So dont touch that dial and dont change the station
I'll leave Cue wit a mind full of devistation and frusteration
Dont take my convidince as a misconception
I clearly remember losing all my battle sessions
Yeah my battle record is still losses:4 n wins:none
and I may be a boastful and out done lesbian
But I'll still hit you Cue and let my mind askew and lyrics spew
try to breakthrough and make a rhyme to diss you
Stand up to my raps n get urself in a deathtrap
like a tweeker who relapsed after an OD mishap
These rhymes will casterate this man n make him menstruate out his clam
I'll make you piss ur damn self like you need a prostate exam
I'll smoke up Cue or "Cookies n Cream"
like when I overdosed in an opiate pipe dream
I think your uppin your weak speak too much to make it sound sleek
I'll diss your lyrical technique like eminem & newsweek
This shit is PHAT like a white trash bitch in a moo moo
My battle rap will thrash n smash that cat yoboycue
Quicker than if I were to bash you as rag doll like voo doo
I cant beat I.R.EMCEE but I know I "can go through you"
I've come to rattle cookz n reign supreme over cream
if I don't win this battle plan "B" is murder and scheme
I'll kill you lyriclly and even pay, on ur passing day, for your obituary on the front page
N it'll say "Another murder case caused by violence n rage in a rhyming rampage"


Pipe Dream is what you call the high from smoking opiates.
I.R.EMCEE dissed me by saying "What makes you think you can go through me" in my last battle
YoBoyCue has an old account named CookiesNCream

Waiting on your drop.

[YoBoyCue]

You haven’t won yet on this site, this battle is just the same-shit-bitch/
You should’ve have tried to write, we knew it’d be a lame-quick-spit/
You wont bounce back like Paul-Pierce*, I’ll leave yo ass down for the count/
I don’t even need to write this all-fierce, either way its you I’ll surmount**/
She claims that her flow is something that I’ve never seen before/
She’s right, I’ve never seen a “rapper’s flow” be lacking such décor***/
Has To beg on the site, to try and get some help with her rhyme/
This aint even right, If I actually wrote it’d be a waste of my time/
Your name suits you perfect, your verse was just filled with shit bitch/
Its just the SAME effect, us all realizing rappin just isn’t ur niche****/
The only way this bitch it toppin me is because she’s ridin my dick/
We know she’s gonna swallow , her rhymes show that she can’t spit*****/


For those who are clueles and/or have no vocab:
*Game one of the NBA Finals, Paul Pierce was taken outta the game due to injury, than came back later in the quarter
**Surmount means be on top of
***décor is a lack of layout
****a niche is something ur good at
*****Spit as in spit rhymes, if u don’t get this ur a moron

[YoBoyCue]

alright folks....let's get some votes uppin....

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

Uppin votes!!!

I just thought I would remind everyone :D

[ZenLand]

Structure:YBC
Creativity:YBC
Enjoyable:YBC
Flow:YBC
Metaphors: Neither
Multies:YBC
Personal:Tie
Punches: YBC
Vocabulary:YBC
Wordplay: Neither
Overall: YoBoyCue Got This One

[I.R.EMCEE]

Ima go with Zen's style of voting on this just to make it quicker then re-reading everyones' shit.

Structure:YBC
Creativity:YBC
Enjoyable:YBC
Flow:YBC
Metaphors: Neither
Multies:YBC
Personal:Tie
Punches: YBC
Vocabulary:YBC
Wordplay: Neither

I woulda done pretty much same as Zen's votes anyways so I just copied and pasted his shit. Anyway I think that SSB is getting better, though were all those bars necessary? YoBoyCue was the better battler overall, plus you mentioned the celtics (Boston baby xD) and that was cool too.

[YoBoyCue]

2-0....uppin for a last vote

tryin to say how there was no wordplay with my last bar....but im not gonna argue with votes...lol

[ZenLand]

Go Vote In Mine And I.R.'s Battle Now

[:$am3*$hyT*B!tCh:]

How is mine so bad I don't even get one vote?
I wrote it kinda long cuz it was just flowin.
Sorry about so many bars, I didn't even think that would be a problem....

[Joe M]

^yours isn't so bad, ya just need to work on using more multies

Structure:YBC
Creativity:YBC
Enjoyable:YBC
Flow:YBC
Metaphors: none
Multies:YBC
Personal:Tie
Punches: YBC
Vocabulary:YBC
Wordplay: YBC
Overall: YoBoyCue

[ZenLand]

3-0 K.O. YBC Advances