Best Of Em.Net Tourny: Raider vs. Chappy

[ZenLand]

A Minimum of 6 Bars. If You want more than you can agree on more than 6.

Deadline is Friday.

Only votes that will be counted HAVE to be bar-by-bar breakdown or cats. Don't just say who won

[raider]

Watch how nice-I-sting-him… Can`t wing him? Fine… imma ICE-DIS-VICTOM
Brace yourself young chap… an get ready for anotha loss for tha UNITED-KINGDOM!!!
Mah punches hit yuh sharp like syringes till yah stomach cringes
raider gon` have u fallin down quicker denn them london bridges
I`m juss too clever-wit-torment, dat I find a way inside dis kid and sever-his-organs
Cuz he aint never-important… even his own mom said he waz better-aborted!!
Im spottin-yur-flaws, raider is hot-an-of-course, no one "buys yur shit" only yur boyz be coppin-ur-drawers
Punches dat be rockin-ur-jaw, chappy be da only 'pissed kid at new years' all tha 'balls were droppin-but-yours
raider Spit~Truest~Rhymes… vocab? Lemme rip-his-nouns-up
He'll kamikaze this emcee one last time..like Twista's-album
Mah fake crew-dun-chuked-yours…Yur dealin` wit an ‘Ace’…So bring-your-jokers…
Left to brag~quick… raider gon` drop dis ‘fag’~quick like ‘armless’ ‘ENGLISH-SMOKERS’!!!!

[I.R.EMCEE]

Deadline's done, so is Chappy disqualified?

[chappy]

^No, I ain't DQ'd.

I can still drop, it's the day of the deadline, I'm gonna drop later tonight.

[chappy]

Son, I'm the Hatton-in-rap, you weak like GEORGE BUSH in power, /
I'ma flatten-this-cat, & make him crumble just like dem TWIN TOWERS! /

This kid's-appauling, all he got is CRAP, WANK, POOR SPITS, /
& only way dem bridges-falling is from the weight of you FAT, YANK TOURISTS! /

I'ma knock this lil prick-into-place, this virgin got no use for his dick-it's-a-waste, /
You got the sex life of an EGG cuz it's only ya mum who sit's-on-ya-face!!! /

Ain't feelin' ya drop man, your 'damage small' like TINY GRENADES, /
But Chaps hits hard, I'ma have you takin' mo shots than I.D. PARADES! /

You ain't got punchlines bruv, Chap'll chop-off-ya-arms, want beef? Then stop-off-at-farms.. /
And seein' as you 'harmless' (armless), you can't 'HANDLE' THIS, peeps gon' step back, & watch you get 'blown out' like a CANDLE BITCH!! /

Like a calendar this guy's days BEEN NUMBERED, /
& this Brit takin' over like we back in the sevenTEEN HUNDREDS! /



Explanations:

Bar 1 - Self exp...

Bar 2 - (Americans are re-noun for having a third of their population obese, so I'm suggesting the London Bridge is falling due to the weight of American tourists.)

Bar 3 - (An egg gets sat on by it's mother to keep it warm lol durrrr..)

Bar 4 - (I.D. Parades, where photo SHOTS are taken of possible criminals..)

Bar 5 - (There's beef on farms.. Cows. 2nd line is self..)

Bar 6 - (Calendars have their days numbered... Britain invaded America in the 1700's, but America eventually gained their independance you should all know.)




Aiight.... nice drop Raider. If ya don't understand either of our verses then don't bother voting cuz you're fucking whack... oh and just one other thing, GARBAGE cannot vote on this, reason... he's a cunt.

Good luck & nice battle..

SAFE.

[ZenLand]

Structure:Chappy. I Would Call It A Tie Because They're About The Same On This But Chap's Was Easier To Read
Creativity:Chappy's Third Bar Had Me Crackin Up
Enjoyable:Chappy
Flow:Chappy
Metaphors:Chappy
Multies:Tie On This Both Had Dope Multies.
Personal:I Saw Very Few Really Strong Ones From Either. Mostly Just Talkin About The Others Country So Tie.
Punches: Chappy
Vocabulary: Tie
Wordplay: Seen None. Harmless/Armless Is Pretty Damn Forced So Neither.
Overall:Chappy

The Cats Make It Seem Like It Was One Sided But It Really Wasn't. It Was A Good Battle On Both Sides. But Chap Got This

[chappy]

Aiight 1-0 thanks for the vote,

Uppin'.

[chappy]

Uppin'...

[Joe M]

Structure:Tie
Creativity:Chappy
Enjoyable:Chappy
Flow:Chappy
Metaphors:Chappy
Multies:Tie
Personal:Tie
Punches: Chappy
Vocabulary: Tie
Wordplay: Chappy
Overall:Chappy

[chappy]

Aiight thanx for the vote man, 2-0, uppin'.

[ZenLand]

People Need To Start Votin So We Can Move To Round Two

[Falix]

*Raider*

Watch how nice-I-sting-him… Can`t wing him? Fine… imma ICE-DIS-VICTOM
Brace yourself young chap… an get ready for anotha loss for tha UNITED-KINGDOM!!!
^^^ This aight

Mah punches hit yuh sharp like syringes till yah stomach cringes
raider gon` have u fallin down quicker denn them london bridges
^^^meh, ok

I`m juss too clever-wit-torment, dat I find a way inside dis kid and sever-his-organs
Cuz he aint never-important… even his own mom said he waz better-aborted!!
^^^Nice rhymes here, ok punch

Im spottin-yur-flaws, raider is hot-an-of-course, no one "buys yur shit" only yur boyz be coppin-ur-drawers
Punches dat be rockin-ur-jaw, chappy be da only 'pissed kid at new years' all tha 'balls were droppin-but-yours
^^^multies again ok, ok punch

raider Spit~Truest~Rhymes… vocab? Lemme rip-his-nouns-up
He'll kamikaze this emcee one last time..like Twista's-album
^^^rhymes kinda stretched. punch is ok

Mah fake crew-dun-chuked-yours…Yur dealin` wit an ‘Ace’…So bring-your-jokers…
Left to brag~quick… raider gon` drop dis ‘fag’~quick like ‘armless’ ‘ENGLISH-SMOKERS’!!!!
^^^meh ok line, sound like u dissed ur own crew there


Best Line:
I`m juss too clever-wit-torment, dat I find a way inside dis kid and sever-his-organs
Cuz he aint never-important… even his own mom said he waz better-aborted!!

*Chappy*

Son, I'm the Hatton-in-rap, you weak like GEORGE BUSH in power, /
I'ma flatten-this-cat, & make him crumble just like dem TWIN TOWERS! /
^^^9/11 lines kidna played

This kid's-appauling, all he got is CRAP, WANK, POOR SPITS, /
& only way dem bridges-falling is from the weight of you FAT, YANK TOURISTS! /
^^^rhyme kidna a stretch, dont like how u flipped his line, didnt think that was fair

I'ma knock this lil prick-into-place, this virgin got no use for his dick-it's-a-waste, /
You got the sex life of an EGG cuz it's only ya mum who sit's-on-ya-face!!! /

^^^haha this was cool

Ain't feelin' ya drop man, your 'damage small' like TINY GRENADES, /
But Chaps hits hard, I'ma have you takin' mo shots than I.D. PARADES! /
^^^this was aight

You ain't got punchlines bruv, Chap'll chop-off-ya-arms, want beef? Then stop-off-at-farms.. /
And seein' as you 'harmless' (armless), you can't 'HANDLE' THIS, peeps gon' step back, & watch you get 'blown out' like a CANDLE BITCH!! /
^^^meh, this was weak

Like a calendar this guy's days BEEN NUMBERED, /
& this Brit takin' over like we back in the sevenTEEN HUNDREDS! /
^^^cool cool

Best Line:
I'ma knock this lil prick-into-place, this virgin got no use for his dick-it's-a-waste, /
You got the sex life of an EGG cuz it's only ya mum who sit's-on-ya-face!!! /


Hmm... I think Raider had better lines... Imma put the cats down.

Structure:Chap
Creativity:Tie
Enjoyable:Tie
Flow:Raider
Metaphors:Chap
Multies:Tie
Personal:Tie
Punches: Tie
Vocabulary: Tie
Wordplay: Tie
Overall:Chappy

Very close, both only had one like I liked.

[ZenLand]

Chappy Advances

[slimshadyLP]

damn ya'll still battling lol em.net been down forever. this site brings bak memories haha

[Ilahi]

good to see you back brother...yea i saw it opened back up
nothing like the good old days

[chappy]

Yeah man I miss the rest of the dope heads :(

[slimshadyLP]

haha word

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

Hell Yea

[CapZ]

im back:D

[chappy]

Holla man!

[CapZ]

u won this battle homeboy

[chappy]

Hell yeah bruv lol...

[CapZ]

Ey U Wanna Battle?? Cuz These Fags Suck

[chappy]

Would man.... but people on this site can't vote for shit, and the battle wouldn't get votes anyway.

No active DECENT heads on this site no more.

[raider]

Ey U Wanna Battle?? Cuz These Fags Suck
i resent that

[chappy]

Would man.... but people on this site can't vote for shit, and the battle wouldn't get votes anyway.

No active DECENT heads on this site no more.

Aiight man I found a new site which is really active and has plenty of battles going on. I just signed up and so did my mate Bakkie if you can remember him?

I'll send you the link to the website in a PM bruv, don't want any of these cunts who are spamming this website to ruin that one either..

That's goes to everyone else too, anyone who wants to join this website just holla at me & I'll send you the link in a PM.



Pz!