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madchild
04-03-2004, 12:22 AM
Order in the court! I said order in the court now! Now, before this court passes judgement, will the plaintiff and defendent please rise. Do you two swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god!

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
like i said

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
im not lying.

Let us please enter into evidence Exhibit A:

http://forum.eminem.net/viewtopic.php?t=2421

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! IM FEELIN DA BEEF BETWEEN US....S'ON BITCH..
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA

i'll dislocate and eliminate this bitch that wont cooperate/
i wont tolerate alliterate bitches dissin me thinkin they can fascinate/
or assasinate be moderate/ this shit u spit aint appropriate/
ya mom will spank-ya for actin fake wanksta drinkin gay-to-rade/(gatorade)
your too hard to educate cuz ya can't understand defeat/
shinoda smacks ya around KOB, u come to jers askin for beef/
you dont deserve the title u hold/ O WAIT..I FORGOT THIS BITCH IN K.O.B. was knocked out cold/

and

Exhibit B:

http://forum.eminem.net/viewtopic.php?t=3094&start=0

Yo we can wet up two cups of blood.

Shinoda's Statement:

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
he was just asking for good rhyming words

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
so i gave him some

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
then he asked for context

madchild says:
are you serious?

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
uh huh

madchild says:
did you write any of those bars? or just give him words and such

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
like i said

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
i'm more involved in this site than people believe

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
but u kno that battle i showed of me v/s doomsdayblaze

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
the battle of me n doomz, he tried to emulate that battle

Let us show the court, exhibit C:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/battlerap/224564.html

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
but he odesn't have the vocab to

?JDB|?|_No Ki A_|?|+Equ8|?|_T-Cha_|?|sh INO da?| Jonaholic says:
it's in his many changing stages

Calm down people, please calm down. Let us please procede with the defendents explanation:

Jersey's Statement:

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
i didn't get the words from him

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
i was listening to eminem's remix of "one day at a time" with tupac

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
i took some of those rhymes like elevate and escalate and thought of more words that rhymed with those

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
and i admit i had to pull out my dictionary

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
and i asked him what a couple of the words meant

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
then i showed him what i got, and he thought i bit it from him

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
do u believe me or not

Okay, I understand Jersey, you are pleading insanity
claiming demonic spirits possessed you to do this hidous crime. Can you please explain to the court how these so called spirits made
you into this RAVING BITER?

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
im not lying

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
do u believe me or not

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
im not lying

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
aight man, believe what u want]

My crew just admitted I was the better rapper..DT says:
im out

GUILTY, next case.

pimpchimp
04-03-2004, 01:32 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

speedbump
04-03-2004, 01:53 AM
ahahhahahahaha !

madchild
04-03-2004, 01:59 AM
Je traduirai pour vous. Le Jersey est un "biter". Le Jersey a des dents comme des mâchoires! So watch out, pour les crocs!

speedbump
04-03-2004, 02:08 AM
Je traduirai pour vous. Le Jersey est un "biter". Le Jersey a des dents comme des mâchoires! So watch out, pour les crocs!

Ok your effort of writing in french is real cool. But you need classes ....

I wont correct doh....
and btw no need to traduct.... I may spell bad but I understand good. And i pratice to be better everyday...

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:19 AM
man fuck u madchild, why the fuck would i bite off of madchild? and with the trouble im having right now with my rustiness, dont u think IF i was a biter i would be biting something to make myself look like im getting better? I aint no biter so quit your fucking gay ass court shit

madchild
04-03-2004, 02:26 AM
Lmao, I never said you bit off me, look at my verse I wrote. Shin basically ghost wrote your verse from what he told me. You basically asked him for examples of good rhyming words and then took those exact words and used them in your spit against me. Then you had the nerve to ask him what some of the words meant as you tried to write it.

Xero
04-03-2004, 02:29 AM
mc, who's the one loss from? by the way i have no idea what the hell's going on in here, i am so clued out of shit, when i come on here it's been IL this IL that and i don't pay attention to the affairs of others unless it involves me

madchild
04-03-2004, 02:30 AM
The Lost to Shinoda in the Tourney, dame that lost to hell.

Young Legend
04-03-2004, 02:32 AM
Im high

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:32 AM
whatever man, i didn't take any of his shit and if u wanna believe that then fine :roll:

Xero
04-03-2004, 02:33 AM
oh god, that shit i forgot, you don't battle much do you? i got 2 losses, pimpchimp from the tourney, and yl. i don't ever lose to suckas. i beat jersey at least 2 times haha!

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:34 AM
once.

madchild
04-03-2004, 02:35 AM
Yeah, I guess I don't. I drop alot more disses here and there. I find it more fun, less pressure.

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 02:47 AM
this is some funny shit

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:50 AM
*sarcasm* ha ha ha ha, its also gonna be funny when chriz barz defeats u and makes u leave the site for good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 02:53 AM
*sarcasm* its gonna be funny when uh........uh let me get back to on this one your mexican right

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:55 AM
:roll: call me wetback, beaner..anything u want..wow like if thats really gonna hurt me :roll:

madchild
04-03-2004, 02:55 AM
Everytime Jersey take one step forward, I make him go two steps back/
Shit, you can't get yourself on track, you're like a derailed Amtrak//
Your depth perception is off beat, your minds kris-krossed in stereo vision/
You need four eyes to foresee this diss cutting thru you like circumcision//
Go get your box of cereal, cause your gonna need those 3Ds/
Disses coming in all direction, like a blind man you ain't see these/
You're a big fan of Eminem, so big I'm gonna make you die hard/
You ain't hit me with one line, that's an empty punch card//
Yippee-ki-yay, muthafucka!

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 02:57 AM
*light bulb* its gonna be funny when Taco Bell runs out of business and you and your daddy have to live under a cactus in a desert

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:57 AM
WOW :shock: :roll: , madchild is going all out against everyone (pimpchimp, shinoda, jersey) ...u midess well just go to battle zone or tournament and set up a battle titled "madchild vs. em.net" or "gangbang me now"

madchild
04-03-2004, 02:59 AM
I go through Jersey like a walkthrough in a Zelda game/
Game over! Put down your joystick, you played out like Proclaim//

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 02:59 AM
well anyways, im out...later 8)

madchild
04-03-2004, 03:01 AM
That's what I thought, go read your dictionary/
U fuckin' homosexual go stick your dick-in-Shin ferry//

madchild
04-03-2004, 03:09 AM
I'm rhyming off the top, while your brains go flop ............ blop/
You wish you knew hiphop, your just got jacked, you in the chop shop//

pimpchimp
04-03-2004, 03:16 AM
WOW :shock: :roll: , madchild is going all out against everyone (pimpchimp, shinoda, jersey) ...u midess well just go to battle zone or tournament and set up a battle titled "madchild vs. em.net" or "gangbang me now"

What're you talking about? He never came after me.

madchild
04-03-2004, 03:18 AM
Zzzz - zzzz - zzzzz
I'm on a killing spree, watch out muthafuckas, I'm swarming like a killer bee
Zzzz - zzzz - zzzzz

Emmanyei
04-03-2004, 02:12 PM
lol

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:41 PM
check "picture of yourself" pimpchimp, he wrote sum stuff in there

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 07:44 PM
*sarcasm*tattle tell, tattle tell tatttle tell

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:46 PM
fag fag fag fag

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 07:48 PM
bitch bitch bitch bitch

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:49 PM
mama's boy mama's boy mama's boy









mama's boy

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 07:51 PM
teachers pet teachers pet teachers pet







teachers pet

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:55 PM
:roll: aight this is starting to get annoying, quit acting like a kid

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:56 PM
daddies slut daddies slut daddies slut

daddies slut :D

jersey#12
04-03-2004, 07:56 PM
DADDIES SLUT :lol:

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 07:57 PM
oh ok ....your right we should be acting like mature young adults :uspatrio:

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 07:59 PM
hey is there a vacume on i hear a large sucking noise

HipHopGenius
04-03-2004, 08:01 PM
child malester child malester child malester


child malester ( and i thought junior was tring to rape jerz........boy was i wrong)

shinoda
04-04-2004, 01:43 PM
Everytime Jersey take one step forward, I make him go two steps back/
Shit, you can't get yourself on track, you're like a derailed Amtrak//
Your depth perception is off beat, your minds kris-krossed in stereo vision/
You need four eyes to foresee this diss cutting thru you like circumcision//
Go get your box of cereal, cause your gonna need those 3Ds/
Disses coming in all direction, like a blind man you ain't see these/
You're a big fan of Eminem, so big I'm gonna make you die hard/
You ain't hit me with one line, that's an empty punch card//
Yippee-ki-yay, muthafucka!Die Hard!!!!!!!!
Oh and this thread's funny as fuck

shinoda
04-04-2004, 01:45 PM
*light bulb* its gonna be funny when Taco Bell runs out of business and you and your daddy have to live under a cactus in a desertrofl damn that's the funniest thing i've read in ages

shinoda
04-04-2004, 01:47 PM
hhahaha this is the weirdest beef room ever

HipHopGenius
04-04-2004, 01:48 PM
^^ agree

AlMitE
06-10-2004, 04:37 AM
Im high


i hear that