My first battle on em.net

[Deagle50]

i decided to battle now, so someone spit first

1 round (all the time i got right now)

[pimpchimp]

Aiyyo. My shit'll get you mad, make you get redder than rubies
Only dudes you gettin props from is other fuckin newbies
Claimin' to come with desert eagles, but I ain't seein a bullet
You tryin' to be a gangsta, but it's an act - you can't pull it
I don't think this Deagle dude knows who the fuck he dealin' with
Pimpchimp's a slayin' motherfucka so you gotta deal with it
Didn't specify the length of this round, so I'ma keep it brief
You decay by the second like a set of sugar-coated teeth
Your stupid ass should run home - go cry like a bitch to your peeps
You dug your own grave, knew I'd be leaving you six feet deep.

[Deagle50]

(im a let my boy kill you real quick)

I got a message fo a busta-ass-Pimp-Chimp-
Dont make me grab dat fire stick dat make ya body limp-
For havin ballz enough to step up to a G like me-
Wit lame flo'z,& sound like a hoe like Master P-
Nigga look how you rip, dat shit sound really lame-
Dat bullshit ya spit,don't stand a chance to get you in da rap game-
So pretty much, you suck,you is da weakest link-
& I know you a bitch,I bet ya mothafuckin solja rag PINK!-
Lame niggaz like you can make a bitch sick-
Sound like you rap cereal,or pringles,or some other type shit-
Take yo first round draft pick rappin ass on-
Git some other shit togetha,make anotha lame ass song-
But a green bean rappin ass nigga like you-
I can only speak my mind & let dat shit be tru-
Dat rap shit need to quit ,& ya hoe ass need to know-
& da nigga dat ya heard it from name Lil Buddy Ro- :twisted:

[madchild]

Wow I can't believe I read all that.

This bar was the best:
"Didn't specify the length of this round, so I'ma keep it brief
You decay by the second like a set of sugar-coated teeth"

This was a good opener:
"Aiyyo. My shit'll get you mad, make you get redder than rubies
Only dudes you gettin props from is other fuckin newbies"

[Deagle50]

aiight, its my turn

oh shit, for pete sakes\
let me kill this beef cake\
lay down insults until ya knees break\
Yo whack ass rhymes goes straight through me\
No fake ass nigga like you could ever out do me\
I do know what im dealin wit\
But you know you not a fuckin pimp\
Oh and i did see yo pic, and you look like a fuckin chimp\
The only nigga goin six feet deep\
Is yo ass, so dont let me catch you when you be sleep\
Please dont tell me you tryin to make it\
You wont get in the game tryin to fake it \
You and yo rhymes is lame and charmin soft\
Dont say Lyrical Thugs is newbies cause we the boss\

[Tech Skillz]

that shit was tight!

[pimpchimp]

Wow I can't believe I read all that.

Thanks, Mad. Now, did you mean you can't believe you read what I whipped up quick or all the bullshit following?

[madchild]

that shit was tight!

Cause he's in your crew right? Yeah, that's what I thought.

PC, the latter.

[shinoda]

Yo dat shiat woz TiziIgiIGht DoOmZ innIT!!!!!

Wtf does he need to get someone else to 'kill you'? And how you gonna kill someone with a chimp limp line. Its the most overused rhyme on this site since Jersey and his "better chedda beretta" phase

[Deagle50]

dont worry about the first one i just wanted to let him spit, its the second post you should pay attention too.

[pimpchimp]

dont worry about the first one i just wanted to let him spit, its the second post you should pay attention too.

But they suck equally, so does it really matter?

[shinoda]

[quote:96f1f254cd="Deagle50"]dont worry about the first one i just wanted to let him spit, its the second post you should pay attention too.

But they suck equally, so does it really matter?[/quote:96f1f254cd]Now that's just mean.....
So who won this I wonder?

[Deagle50]

Pimpchimp you got soft ass bullshit you spit nigga

[shinoda]

Pimpchimp you got soft ass bullshit you spit niggaAnd yet it's still able to kill you.

[Deagle50]

Deagle50 wrote:
Pimpchimp you got soft ass bullshit you spit nigga
And yet it's still able to kill you.

uuummm......he killed who?

[shinoda]

Deagle50 wrote:
Pimpchimp you got soft ass bullshit you spit nigga
And yet it's still able to kill you.

uuummm......he killed who?You. Want it spelled clearer? PIMPCHIMP... KILLED... DEAGLE50.
Deagle50's you.
That means
He
Killed
You.

Oh, and he killed your friend too. Was a little genocide trip or something