Life Of A Famous Person Cypher

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..Some Famous Person. Talk About How A Normal Day Would Be For The Person In Question. Then You Leave A Famous Person For The Kid After You. Read The Cypher Section Rules Carefully. Note: Talk in first person as if you were that person.

Famous Person = Michael Jackson :D

[Krine_Sixty-Nine]

My names michael jackson and got a hangover
i got drunk and raped another boy made another shamed mother
i grabbed my umbrella and went out on my netherlands ranch
that kid could easily tell on me but i know him he shant

(a week later)

i go out and sit in my tree think bout my three million dollar bail
what i just had to do to keep my ass outta jail
i otta kill that kid but cant 'less hes inside cuz i cant kill with one hand
so ill meet him up and have my umbrella rod ready at the next fun land

(at fun land)

this little bitchy wanna play games with me but ill show him
but then again i am homo-sexual maybe i shud get to know him
(cops come up)
"jackson ur under arrest for child molest"

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that wasnt all that great but who cares next famous person ...
R. Kelly

this line:

i otta kill that kid but cant 'less hes inside cuz i cant kill with one hand

when i say one hand cuz whenever hes outside he has one hand on his umbrella cuz hes gay and doesnt like sunlight

[shinoda]

Yo, I'm still in the kitchen, cookin up the next hot flow
Constant remixin cause it sucks on every go
I wish I was much better, so I look up to the stars
I look at who's famous and who's not, MJ's gone far...
And what would his secret be? I need to emulate it...
After years of research I see I got to poke shit
Got to play it, mess with kids to succeed
Shit never research when the guy's high on weed
If I wanted to do better on the next track I drop
The only advice I was given was to stop
To not.... to just not bother
To give up already, to sleep, undercover
I'm hidden but never gettin ridden until
I hit the inside of a prison cell

Next celebrity - Busted [look em up]

[Pimpcess]

Hi I'm Charlie from Busted, and I resemble A Chipmunk/
I just had a sell out crowd and I admit our shit stunk/
We sell a lot of records, but we really cant-sing/
I'm about as good at it as vanilla ice is at rap-ping/
We mimick playin guitars coz we're fake ass rock-stars/
Every band is better than us but to be real thats not-hard/
But oh well, we're makin money, so who really gives a fuck/
I got the fame, women and money, though I still have the face of a mutt/



Next one- Jlo

[opiumuser]

Hi, my names JLo, i'm no more than a lame hoe,
Suck dick, now let me tell you what i came fo',
To give you head and suck up the cum thru tha same throat,
That got cut by P. Diddy when he dropped his mango,
Everyone knows that i get ran by a train, so,
I'll stop right here, get fucked and drink some draino

next: ludacris

[zennyboy]

my name is ludacris
hoes get me pissed,
they never have sex wit me
100$ 200$ still won't fuck me....
cuz of the crappy song i made "stand up"
ive gone broke,don't got anymore money to buy coke,
i should just stop cuz ive never had a number 1 hit
shit....

Next:Twista

[Reign]

oh yeah, my name twista and i made tha hit slo jamz,
people make fun cuz i look like i ate bout 69 hamz,
i like to rhyme all fast and shit, i dont know why,
haha, to make tha song slow jamz, i had to be high,
cuz the shit sucked, but it still hit the top of the chartz,
people dont come close, my breath smell like rotten fartz...

holla atchu boi, i can rhyme bout 600 words a minute!

Next Person: Ja Rule...haha

[HipHopGenius]

im gettin ripped by 50 but besides him cant nobody stop me/
im a just live on the career of the beautiful Ashanti/
im thankful i got her WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY BABY/
hey im go to Ems and house and rape his daughter Haily/
before 50 came i had the whole world to adore me/
hey Irv will you please handle this 50cent for me/
and i dont lick pussy what is he talkin about/
ooohh look at those buns 50 have you been workin out/
others think you got me scared but i know in a battle i will beat you/
at least im better than one rapper and thats benzino/

Next :John Travolta

[tr3nt]

Haha

It's friday night, im the travolta, nearly sat. night fever
the only movie I was good at was Swordfish
cause I saw Halle Berry's tits, couldn't cut that if I had a meat cleaver

My other movies, you couldn't connect to if you had a satellite dish
you wish, actor turned rapper, serving you up like a side dish
(cheap line)

it's grease lightning!, summer loving had me a blast/
why did it, have to happen so fast!
I met a girl, but she was to crazy for me,
she met a girl, cuter than me

Summer days, drifting away oooah/
well i well i well i well i OHH/

lol, had to add that.

Next Person: Elvis Presley

[LADEN]

YO,I'M ELVIS PRESLEY AND I DON'T GIVE A F**CK BOUT MY HEART/I ALMOST GO TO CARDIAC ARES WHEN I FART/THEY FOUND ME DEADM, SHITIN WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND/PLUS I WANK,PLZ UNDERST THAT I WASN'T MEANT TO BE A MAN/I ATE HAM TILL I GREW LOVE HANDLES/CONTRACEPTIVE,DAMN,I LIKE THAT PILL :cool:

[FROM DA GRAVE] :zombie:

I'M ON A STRICT DIED NOW/PLUS THOSE MICROBES TURNED ME TO FATTY CHOW/I GOT TO HELL AND THOUGHT SATAN WOULD BE BLACK/BUT INSTEAD,I MET THIS RED-BULL WHO GAVE ME CRACK/I MISS EARTH,I WONDER WHEN I'LL BE BACK.SO 4 NOW JUST USE A SCROTUM TO RUB MY ASS...

NEXT PERSON;BRITNEY SPEARS

[g_unitderrty]

yo, I'm bout the cheapest hoe you ever see,
had to get a guy high in vegas, to marry me,
I used to be sweat, innocent lil' bitch,
till Justin asked me to satisfy his itch,
I had a brain, but I think i lost it,
maybe that Lysol really was "toxic".

Next up- Vanilla Ice :D

[Luthy]

Im vanilla ice and i came to say
That im the queerest in the game
I cant rap and i cant dance
no one wont give me a chance
shoog tried to hurt me
i cried like a little baby

Hows that? hey it rymes!
next up: Lil Kim

[Enfleurage]

yo..I'm Lil'Kim

A new nose job, that Gucci, that Prada, actually makes me look like a man but nah I don't bother /
Bella Mafia, but we aint Spanish, just a couple of whores that are poverty blemished/

When I take my big ass outside, the niggas start yelling 84's on that truck/
Next time you see a crossdresser in a gay club, it might be me, so just duck/

Head got mutated to become bigger than the rest of my body/
I often lose balance, fall down, skirt up, and become sexy naughty/

To compensate for my huge head I got 50 pounds worth of silicone juggs/
Thats how I do it, rags to riches, livin large, prostitute making them big bucks/

I consist of so many chemicals that I don't need sunscreen, the UV rays don't affect ME much/
My Vaseline coated face shines so bright i got MJ screaming "oh shit" back in Neverland Ranch/

Next: Usher

[Venim]

Britney Spears is toxicated from her own corney song
when it was her meds..................all along
striper in a stripper club only in a thong
she acting that nasty she need to go back where she belong
Next:Ashati

[Cleanuponaisle76]

venim u was sposed to do usher. lol i'll do it

i dance like i got tourrets
if i take my glasses off u vomit
how higher can my voice get
get off my nuts lil jon stop it <------- me and my friend always
my voice can only get so ultrasonic <--------- say usher sounds like his nuts
if it gets another octave high
bats might fall out of the sky


are bein grabbed lol










next: lil jon i hate this fag for messing up rap.

[scrowler]

YEHHHHH...WHATTTTT!
this bitch screams soo loud i barely hear the music,
he's better off screamin while being nailed with a broom stick,
my ears start to bleed while i'm smokin' my weed,
no wonder he's moaning soo much he's getting fucked up by creed,
lets get this clown back to the gay mobile,
he's only good being a scapegoat hurling hurling his rear;

nxt: Massari (my balls start to itch wen i hear his name)

[Meta the DEMON]

He'd wake up with a sigh and eat a Toaster STRUEDAL IN SHAME
Cause his life can't be that good since I had to GOOGLE HIS NAME! (rofl)
Then he'd SKETCH A SONG about love for his native LEBANON
Then commit suicide so quick he's dead before the WEAPON'S DRAWN..


Lmao..


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