BL Day 1: Falix vs Souljat (0:3)

[a.i.d.s.]

rules:

4 - 8 bars (real bars, means !!!!!!TWO!!!!!! lines)
time limit friday
no biting
no feeding
no recycling

votes:

bar by bar votes only
only people who are signed in the BL are allowed two vote



don't forget your links (to battles in the BL), you can post them afterwards this time, if you don't till friday : DQ!


Good Luck:

start

[Falix]

Eminem.Net Battle League, Week 1. Vs Soulja T
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GOOD LUCK!
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:MY VERSE:

Soulja T, aka, Trevor LUCHUK. YOU SUCK. my verses will hit u hard, like De Ja VU STRUCK(real name is trevor luchuk, and i beat him in our last battle-de ja vu)
you get passed around on these forums like a hockey PUCK, i got horns, but you aint ready to BUCK

just let me skip to it, and give you the ANSWER, battling me is like battling CANCER
punches hit ya stomach so hard, your a "belly DANCER", pump this kid like a muscle ENHANCER

i look ya down with an INSANE STARE, a VAIN GLARE, MAINTAIN BARE and have you SLAIN WHERE
3 kids raced across tracks but one was hit by a TRAIN THERE, to the parents it was a PLAIN SCARE(kids in our neighbourhood were a bit drunk, and one was hit by a train...he was 15. RIP)

and ill send the same SHOCK, to your BLOCK when i TALK about how i outlined ur body in CHALK
and your parents will SQUAWK when free i WALK, cuz i got the police department on LOCK

[souljat]

Battle league time solo no click~pride,Dimenish your votes without a free dick~ride/
Picture identical to the jungle~book,Posture chin up with a humble~look//1

Kid put dishs in the stove to raise his self~esteeem,Cuz the sign on the top said special self~clean/
Learn to wash dishs your the bitch of my kitchen,Yearn to suck my dick hold my nuts snitch just listen//2

CRIMES that steal for richs,kill SNITCHS,Your enhances in this tourney are DIM~to~SOME/
My RHYMES are EXPLICIT kid just DITCH~IT,Your chances to win are SLIM~to~NONE//3

Toss ya rhymes away like clothes~in~a~BASKET,Its ya times today like those~in~a~CASKET/
Faggot bitch seen a sale on at Toys~r~US, Falix thinks to himself more Boys~to~BUST//4

Halfin this battle cause I dont think youre worthy of gettin~my~all/
Now that your jaws dropped,why dont you start lickin~my~balls?//5

[GaTmAn]

Soulja T, aka, Trevor LUCHUK. YOU SUCK. my verses will hit u hard, like De Ja VU STRUCK(real name is trevor luchuk, and i beat him in our last battle-de ja vu)
you get passed around on these forums like a hockey PUCK, i got horns, but you aint ready to BUCK

erm, not a hot opener, was liking the hockey puck, line but it fizzled out major, so/so

just let me skip to it, and give you the ANSWER, battling me is like battling CANCER
punches hit ya stomach so hard, your a "belly DANCER", pump this kid like a muscle ENHANCER

i liked this tho HOT FLOW, cancer line was a bit played, but worked well with the rest, cud of used multis tho

i look ya down with an INSANE STARE, a VAIN GLARE, MAINTAIN BARE and have you SLAIN WHERE
3 kids raced across tracks but one was hit by a TRAIN THERE, to the parents it was a PLAIN SCARE(kids in our neighbourhood were a bit drunk, and one was hit by a train...he was 15. RIP)

hmmm, i dont see the point in this, multis dont reeli make sense either

and ill send the same SHOCK, to your BLOCK when i TALK about how i outlined ur body in CHALK
and your parents will SQUAWK when free i WALK, cuz i got the police department on LOCK

shitty ender, no multis, meh

OVERALL MEH

soulajat

Battle league time solo no click~pride,Dimenish your votes without a free dick~ride/
Picture identical to the jungle~book,Posture chin up with a humble~look//1

nice opener, flow was sick, but dont reeli mean shit

Kid put dishs in the stove to raise his self~esteeem,Cuz the sign on the top said special self~clean/
Learn to wash dishs your the bitch of my kitchen,Yearn to suck my dick hold my nuts snitch just listen//2

with explanation this line wuda been better, but i like the bitch of the kitchen bit, flow was good again,

CRIMES that steal for richs,kill SNITCHS,Your enhances in this tourney are DIM~to~SOME/
My RHYMES are EXPLICIT kid just DITCH~IT,Your chances to win are SLIM~to~NONE//3


hot flow again, multis are basic as fuck but still worked well with the flow, u just seem to be chatting shit tho, not personal

Toss ya rhymes away like clothes~in~a~BASKET,Its ya times today like those~in~a~CASKET/
Faggot bitch seen a sale on at Toys~r~US, Falix thinks to himself more Boys~to~BUST//4

lol, ok bar, nice punch, multis r forced tho

Halfin this battle cause I dont think youre worthy of gettin~my~all/
Now that your jaws dropped,why dont you start lickin~my~balls?//5

multis is forced, gettin/lickin?, anyways, nice punch ok ender

SOULJAT TOOK THIS EEEEZZEEEEEE

I STILL LIKE UR IDEAS THO FALIX, CHANGE UR STYLE, USE MULTIS, U WERE GETTIN HOT, BUT UR GETTIN WORSE, no beef :p

[mattSMD]

FALIX

Soulja T, aka, Trevor LUCHUK. YOU SUCK. my verses will hit u hard, like De Ja VU STRUCK(real name is trevor luchuk, and i beat him in our last battle-de ja vu)
you get passed around on these forums like a hockey PUCK, i got horns, but you aint ready to BUCK
ok ish opener, made the bar a bit too long
just let me skip to it, and give you the ANSWER, battling me is like battling CANCER
punches hit ya stomach so hard, your a "belly DANCER", pump this kid like a muscle ENHANCER
not really feeling this
i look ya down with an INSANE STARE, a VAIN GLARE, MAINTAIN BARE and have you SLAIN WHERE
3 kids raced across tracks but one was hit by a TRAIN THERE, to the parents it was a PLAIN SCARE(kids in our neighbourhood were a bit drunk, and one was hit by a train...he was 15. RIP)
forced the multies and didn't really make sense
and ill send the same SHOCK, to your BLOCK when i TALK about how i outlined ur body in CHALK
and your parents will SQUAWK when free i WALK, cuz i got the police department on LOCK
poor ender
next time use your FIVE bars. if you broke this down a bit you might've come harder

SOULJAT

Battle league time solo no click~pride,Dimenish your votes without a free dick~ride/
Picture identical to the jungle~book,Posture chin up with a humble~look//1
didn't get this
Kid put dishs in the stove to raise his self~esteeem,Cuz the sign on the top said special self~clean/
Learn to wash dishs your the bitch of my kitchen,Yearn to suck my dick hold my nuts snitch just listen//2
ok....not great
CRIMES that steal for richs,kill SNITCHS,Your enhances in this tourney are DIM~to~SOME/
My RHYMES are EXPLICIT kid just DITCH~IT,Your chances to win are SLIM~to~NONE//3
best bar of battle so far
Toss ya rhymes away like clothes~in~a~BASKET,Its ya times today like those~in~a~CASKET/
Faggot bitch seen a sale on at Toys~r~US, Falix thinks to himself more Boys~to~BUST//4
aight
Halfin this battle cause I dont think youre worthy of gettin~my~all/
Now that your jaws dropped,why dont you start lickin~my~balls?//5
basic ender but ok

damn this was a weak battle but i gotta give it to souljat, last bars were just a little bit better. keep elevating

[Bakkie]

FALIX

Soulja T, aka, Trevor LUCHUK. YOU SUCK. my verses will hit u hard, like De Ja VU STRUCK(real name is trevor luchuk, and i beat him in our last battle-de ja vu)
you get passed around on these forums like a hockey PUCK, i got horns, but you aint ready to BUCK
ok but wasnt really feeling it semed forced just let me skip to it, and give you the ANSWER, battling me is like battling CANCER
punches hit ya stomach so hard, your a "belly DANCER", pump this kid like a muscle ENHANCER
first line was nice second ok
i look ya down with an INSANE STARE, a VAIN GLARE, MAINTAIN BARE and have you SLAIN WHERE
3 kids raced across tracks but one was hit by a TRAIN THERE, to the parents it was a PLAIN SCARE(kids in our neighbourhood were a bit drunk, and one was hit by a train...he was 15. RIP)
nah man your just trying to ryhem all the time it not making sense.
and ill send the same SHOCK, to your BLOCK when i TALK about how i outlined ur body in CHALK
and your parents will SQUAWK when free i WALK, cuz i got the police department on LOCK
nah
I know you can do better coz i have seen you do better just try and make sense more dont just go for ryhem all the time make better punchlines.

SOULJAT

Battle league time solo no click~pride,Dimenish your votes without a free dick~ride/
Picture identical to the jungle~book,Posture chin up with a humble~look//1
dint make any sense the second line falix better opener
Kid put dishs in the stove to raise his self~esteeem,Cuz the sign on the top said special self~clean/
Learn to wash dishs your the bitch of my kitchen,Yearn to suck my dick hold my nuts snitch just listen//2
this was nice CRIMES that steal for richs,kill SNITCHS,Your enhances in this tourney are DIM~to~SOME/
My RHYMES are EXPLICIT kid just DITCH~IT,Your chances to win are SLIM~to~NONE//3
sick
Toss ya rhymes away like clothes~in~a~BASKET,Its ya times today like those~in~a~CASKET/
Faggot bitch seen a sale on at Toys~r~US, Falix thinks to himself more Boys~to~BUST//4
hmmm ok
Halfin this battle cause I dont think youre worthy of gettin~my~all/
Now that your jaws dropped,why dont you start lickin~my~balls?//5
better than falix ender

well this was a weak battle was no really great bars sept SOULJAT's one which was alright falix i know ya can do better bro but keep going.

Vote:SOULJAT soz falix just wasnt feeling it

[souljat]

explaniations

Battle league time solo no click~pride,Dimenish your votes without a free dick~ride/(he can't ride my dick to get votes in this battle cuz he's vs me)
Picture identical to the jungle~book,Posture chin up with a humble~look//1
(theres a big monkey on the front cover of the dvd)
Kid put dishs in the stove to raise his self~esteeem,Cuz the sign on the top said special self~clean/(stoves have self clean for themselves not dishs)
Learn to wash dishs your the bitch of my kitchen,Yearn to suck my dick hold my nuts snitch just listen//2(self explanitory)
CRIMES that steal for richs,kill SNITCHS,Your enhances in this tourney are DIM~to~SOME/(self explanitory)My RHYMES are EXPLICIT kid just DITCH~IT,Your chances to win are SLIM~to~NONE//3(self explanitory)
Toss ya rhymes away like clothes~in~a~BASKET,Its ya times today like those~in~a~CASKET/(im throwin his shit rhymes away)
Faggot bitch seen a sale on at Toys~r~US, Falix thinks to himself more Boys~to~BUST//4(falix sees a sale at toys r us, little kids, toys, michael jackson shit ya know)
Halfin this battle cause I dont think youre worthy of gettin~my~all/
Now that your jaws dropped,why dont you start lickin~my~balls?//5

[a.i.d.s.]

KO: 3 : 0 for Souljat.

Congratulations :)

thats it, only 3 votes needed in the BL, first out of three wins.


Souljat: +3 points
Falix: -3 points