BL Day 1: Chess Intelligence vs D-ManD (0:5)

[a.i.d.s.]

rules:

4 - 8 bars (real bars, means !!!!!!TWO!!!!!! lines)
time limit friday
no biting
no feeding
no recycling

votes:

bar by bar votes only
only people who are signed in the BL are allowed two vote



don't forget your links (to battles in the BL), you can post them afterwards this time, if you don't till friday : DQ!


Good Luck:

start

[Chess_Intellijenc]

wow, since when did i sign up for a tourney, oh well i'll drop with this keystyle even though i didnt remember joining

bar1- hes wack so im going easy even though it was murder
bar2- all his verses i read are boring
bar4- he makes me dont wanna rap cuz hes wack

no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT

[D-ManD]

How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//


http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?t=14929
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=184641#post184641


there are links

[Demise]

Chess

no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
Avg opener

you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
Good till that Slayin Tarts shit

you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
Aight indirect punches still

i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT
Weak

WTF man I seen much better from you this was indirect as fuck

D-ManD

How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
Funny decent openr

Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
GAY

Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
Nice name play (for you) good bar

Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//
Avg Closer

OVERALL: D-ManD his shit was more direct

[Killa Jones]

Chess

no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
Aint feelin the opener

you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
Not bad

you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
Not bad

i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT
LOL, Lame

Not bad but come harder next time

D-ManD

How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
Ok opener
Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
Not feelin it

Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
Nice diss

Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//
ok closer

OVERALL: D-ManD , Nice battle guys, chess come harder next time

[Red Devyl]

CHESS

no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
lolz nice opener n gud rhymes

you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
not a hard punch but gud rhymes

you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
LOL kewl liekin that bar n the multis

i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT
nice closer gud multiz again


D-Man

How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
LOLZ nice opeener damn u elevated from the last battles i have seen

Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
lolz damn.........it wud b even betta if u used capslock ,~ n "" so we kno where the metaz are, multis n rhymes but this works

Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
man i wud rather leave it blank then using a filla

Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//
lolz nice closer

Catz:
MEtaz: ManD
mUltis: Chess
enjoyable:manD
punches:man D
Personals: neitha
Vocab:tie
Overall: DMAND

[Bakkie]

CHESS
no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
Wasnt feeling this bro poor opener,first line was ok but second a filler
you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
ok but this aint a diss man you need to be harder at him
you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
not bad
i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT
played

i got love for ya bro but ya need to diss him more come harder on the punchlines and need better multi's.keep going bro.

D-ManD
How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
not bad just the beating ya own meat bit dint get bro
Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
not bad could be better
Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
best bar in ya verse
Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//
ok closer

My vote-D-ManD soz chess man ya multis were forced they dint go well together keep going tho bro,D-ManD not speacial but better than chess so ya get my vote keep going bro.

VOTE-D-ManD

[TfLaMeZ]

CHESS

no more for KIDS-PLAY cuz when my SHITS-SPRAY i have yours LOOKING-BAD
but i'm flowing calm for HIS-SAKE but when im done he'll be BOOKING-CABS
Nice opener, its awkward how you go from kids-play/shits-spray to Looking-bad. Just keep one solid rhyme scheme, its fucked up to have random shit rhymin all over the place unless it fits

you boring like your mum in bed, i might aswell be PLAYING-DARTS
and be LAYING-HEARTS, leave them broken and twisted and be SLAYING-TARTS
slaying tarts? what the fuck does that mean? where you high when you wrote this? lol

you just WONDER-OF-FLOW, cuz you thinking bout being UNDER-A-HOE
so watch me *spark this fools* like *THUNDER-TO-BLOW*
Definitely better then your last one, made me laugh, lol. Nice punch

i'm getting SCRIPT-SICK just by look at this SHIT-KID
cuz hes always practicing being gay by doing a DICK-HIT
so-so closer, coulda made the last line hit harder. But nice job overall, keep up the good work


D-Man

How can you say your gonna blow this kid off,I'm a low key murderer on tha beat/
Your just a young buck,packin no heat,No dr's so your beatin ur own meat//
very nice opener. You packed like 4 disses in 2 lines. Nice job

Do you consider youreslf a U.K killa,you a real gay fella,guys use you for a one night thrilla/
Your so confused,thinkin your a guy wit boobs,Your an open ass hole ammusin da drilla//
lol, nice, i like the thrilla/drilla. Worked nicely. Funny disses too

Your names an oxymoron,Your a dumb ass pawn in a tourney/
I'm tha king of this battle,Your just tha first to fall before me//
REALLY NICE!!!! second line killed him. That was fucking awesome

Add 14 to your losin record,you can record your defeat/
Since you ain't win,stay outta tha kitchen and try to avoid da heat//
telling people to add to their lose records is a little played out, but nnice idea, and good diss. You've gotten a lot better
OVERALL VOTE=D-MAND

i thought i'd make it a 5-0 K.0. lol

[a.i.d.s.]

5 : 0 D-ManD

sorry chess,but i cant see dickriding here either.


congratulations

D-manD: +3
chess: -3