Syze VS Bakkie (3-0 KO)

[Syze]

Due today, no limits...

[Syze]

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?t=10997 (showthread.php?t=10997)

Yo I gotta speak on that bullshit battle before we start this:

Yo, listen up cuz I got some 'shit-on-my-mind',
Last time you had more kids ridin' your dick than Jacko and Gary 'Glitter-combined//
I make no apoligies for this, man I had ta 'kill-ya-twice',
Cuz I felt like Eminem would if he lost to 'Vanilla-Ice'//
Man I was tearin my 'brains-apart - this is lame - this score? how'd-it-happen?',
When even your own voters where havin a 'change-of-heart-like-Game-before-the-rappin'//
It was like - how's he winnin'? Man I 'haven't-been-crushed',
This dudes pullin' more shady votes than 'President-Bush'//

Alright faggot let's get into this shit:

Okay its time for Syze to step up to the plate and 'bat-ya',
Right out the park with these hardcore lyrics I spit 'at-ya'//
I’m weighin’ up my options – should I 'attack-this',
Kid called Bakkie who spits nothin’ but 'wackness'?//
I 'practise' what I preach and what I preach is 'death',
I’ll beat ya until ur left bereft of a 'breath'//
I ‘mighta-got’ ‘writers-block’,
But I’m still ill enough to beat this ‘biter-of-Pac’//
You’re either ‘shite-or-you're-not’ and I think ur the 'first-one',
How you get so ugly? You must be from ur daddys 'worst-cum'//
My lyrical ‘masterpieces’ will fill ur ‘ass-wi-feaces’,
You're shittin’ yourself cuz Syze does ‘as-he-pleases’//
I ‘blast-to-pieces’ those who are 'disrespectin-me',
You've 'elected-me' to battle now ima beat ya 'tactically'//
And ‘systematically’, ‘bitch-you-gotta-be’
Out of your mind cuz fuckin’ wit me is a deadly lottery//
Yeah - deadlier even than 'Russian-roulette',
I’ll leave your head wit blood gushin n 'concussion? You bet'//
I’m 'flushin-these-wack' emcees down the toilet,
Your rhyme - you didn’t just 'spoil-it'- its so shit you musta 'soiled-it'//
Bitch, I'm the British Bulldog - I'll 'powerslam-you-once'*,
And leave you needin' a motherfuckin' 'ambulance',
'Damn-you-cunt', you're about to get hit with such force,
That your head will split worse than a divorce//
You try to act tough - bitch quit 'messin-about',
Everyone here knows you're faker than a 'wrestlin-bout'//
See I'm just like you - only 'doper-n-slicker',
You couldn't spit a bar if you 'choked-on-a-snickers'//
If you were a fireman you still wouldn't "get hose" (ho's),
And if you had a "drooling" problem you still couldn't "spit flows"//
You know I beat ya last time, are you ready for another 'loss-mate'?
Cuz you couldn't "flow ill" with cancer of the 'prostrate'//
See Bakkie, I'm a mic veteran, you're just a 'mic-learner',
Your style couldn't be "whack her" (wacker) if you were 'Ike-Turner'//
You mum breaks the trend - an old bitch but new 'tricks-are-learned',
"Cum at me hard?" not for you had 'bricks-for-sperm'//
Your 'dicks-a-worm', and I'm gonna 'abuse-your-mother',
Your record's pathetic, what does it matter if you 'lose-another'?//
And don't worry bout your mum, when I 'rape-her-I'll-be-swift',
Bakkie you couldn't wrap (rap) if you were 'paper-on-a-gift'//
Bitch you ain't even on my level I should be 'ignorin-ya',
Call yourself "MC Mop" cuz I'm gonna wipe the 'floor-with-ya'//
More men have invaded your ass than have ‘invaded-space’,
You're bout to die, make sure your in the same spiritual ‘state-as-Mase’//
I ‘hate-your-face’, and that's enough reason to ‘dispose-of-you’,
I'll ‘compose-a-few’ "hot" rhymes to make ‘toast-of-you’//
My alias is MC Splinter - cuz I get 'under-your-skin',
Your aliases is votin' in battles so no 'wonder-you-win'//
A 'thunderous-din' and thats when the 'beat-commences'
I'll 'eat-your-defences' and proceed to 'beat-ya-senseless'//
The 'street-consensus' is that Syze is 'batterin-most',
Emcees who oppose him and he's 'hotter-than-toast'//
Runnin'? I'm 'lappin-the-track', I'm sexy too - 'handsome-in-fact',
Two balls filled to the brim when your bitch is 'wantin-a-snack',
Fool, ya can't see me - this is like a 'phantom-attack',
Simon 'Cranston**-is-back' so you better 'grant-him-respect',
Cuz if ya don't bitch I'll get to 'snappin-your-neck',
Quit now cuz rhymin' ability is what you 'happen-to-lack'
I'll give it to ya straight kid - your fuckin' 'rappin-is-wack,
Couldn't drop off the head if you were 'kidnapped-in-Iraq'//
Kiss my ass if ya want but I ain't gonna give you 'relief-homie'
Cuz I'm gonna get rid of this "biter" like my name was 'Chief-Brodie'***//
I'm so hot I 'melt-n-slaughter', this guy flows like he 'held-his-water',
Bakkie you can't see me like I was Ozzy's 'eldest-daughter'****//
I mean really kid, who you tryna intimidate? Does it look like 'I'm-shook'?
Your "rhymes wouldn't be shittier" if ya wiped your ass with your 'rhyme-book'//
You're a phony, I'm blade happy, and I like to 'slash-fakes',
Your "shit wouldn't be dope" if you'd eaten 'hash-cakes'//
So what you wanna do? You wanna be a 'worm-n-hide'?
Or are you wanna "cum" get "killed" like 'spermicide'?//
Your shit's old and tired so I'll stop - I can see you're 'wantin-sleep'*****
But come against me again and I'll knock ya into last week like 'Quantum-Leap'//

*The British Bulldog was a wrestler who's finishing move was the running powerslam
**My real name
***Cheif Brodie killed the shark in 'Jaws'
****Ozzy Osbourne's eldest daughter refused to be on The Osbourne's so no one saw her
*****He knows he'll lose so he wants people to sleep on this battle

[Bakkie]

Here's My Links:
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....9921#post129921 (showthread....9921#post129921)
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7375#post127375 (showthread....7375#post127375)

'Die Bitch' you aint shit but a gay 20 year old prick eat a dick....

Damm rite bitch you got some ''shit'' on your mind,
Everyone figured it out from when your last Rhyem'd,
Yer man your rite i have been for a ride with gary glitter,
Thats when he told me he was also fucking SYZE the carpet fitter,
I aint dead yet bitch,Im still ready to mash ya brain,
Rap your balls round ya neck so you can get use to pain,
Because losing to me can hurt your record really bad,
It be more worse than ya mums sex relationship wid ya dad,
So what if my voter's actually can see talent just like bush,
Your ass is still spitting ryhme's through your hair brush.


Your Fuck'd now bitch this be more raw than ya mums cunt:


Yo Irish 'Gangster'i would back down before i send my spit//
coz i've already used your verse for toilet paper when i had a shit//
Sorry about that hommie but my ass was just ready to blow//
It woz more unbelievable than a white Irish MC wid an afro//
I aint the toast im the brand spanking new toaster//
Reflecting an image of you when ya bro and dad spit roasted ya//*
You like it in every hole you just can't get more than enough//
You and DMX are riding each other so much,now tell me who's rough//**
The only thing that has stopped you from spitting is a certain block//
And that is the fact that you aint really all man without balls and a cock//
See bitch my ryhmes are more complex and significant than your's//
Thank god im gifted coz you bite more than a shark out of jaw's//***
Syze it seem's like your more opinionated than a protester//
accept you stay at the computer coz you look just like uncle fester//****
I maybe a offspring of my dad's unfortuneate worst cum//
Its done But at least my dad aint my second lesbian mum//*****
Yer right Ike turner could'nt hit a bitch if he tried//
After this battle you'll end up like Tina bated and fried//
I spit razor blades that will 'cut your throat'//
'Tossing off a goat' is better than reading 'what you wrote'//
Call me Mac 3 because im so very sharp cut//
I get close to the skin speacially your mum the slut//
Your poor ass always smells like shit with a wiff//
No need for a 12 gage i will smoke you with my splif//
Im a menice 2 sociaty coz my hobbie is to perpetrate//
I leave the law in a fatel state,like SYZE the person i hate//
There's know love loss in this battle this is a grudge//
You are about as dangerous than a dummy made out of fudge//
How long is ya verse?you must of stayed up late//
No gay porn for you,looks like no time to masterbate//
Dawg i got board reading ya lyrics so i dint finish it//
Diminishing shit will leave you swinging and not landing a hit//
Hay man maybe you can actually post ya links in this thread//
The last battle woz my win but you cunt take it so you cheated instead//
Fuck this shit dawg i work for a living i got things to do//
i aint got time to write lines of bullshit just like you//
Dawg im'a say bye coz im going away for a bit to clear my head//
So when i come back to win you i hope there's news saying your DEAD//


Explained


*Spit roast is a seaxual position
**DMX is on the label Ruff Rider's
***SYZE Bite's other lyrics.Jawz is a film about sharks
****Uncle fester is a ugle basterd from the film ADAM'S FAMILY
*****He aint got a dad his mmums a lesbian so he's got to mums

[L_Nino]

Syze had this hands down...Better punches/personals/wordplay..


And yeah you did feed Bakkie....

[TzVe Em]

I have 2 say SYZE all catz. Hes way 2 pro 4 u man, ur 2 pr 4 me. but syze raped u. unlucky. :cool:

[Inevitable]

Alright its 2-0 to Syze, now no more freeposting in here.

[JD da MC]

yeh, no joke on this, Syze=all categories
he took this hands down, his punches were way better, his flow was just that bit better, and his wordplay and metas were ill
vote: Syze

[Inevitable]

Syze wins this 3-0 KO.

*CLOSED