mattSMD vs. Bakkie (3-0 KO)

[mattSMD]

5 bar limit
usual rules

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=129695#post129695
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=129701#post129701

you cant stack up to a guy like me, your rhymes are far too TACKY
everytime you spit it's so shit it's like you been on WACKY BAKKIE/
ugly motherfucker, it looks like you're needing a whole new face LIFT
i just fucked you up by using my special powers, shit like a JEDI MIND TRICK/
spotty little teen bitch, bet you fucking headbang your way through DOOKIE
pussy you can't get any NOOKIE, cos chicks dont wanna go with a ROOKIE/
they like it deep inside them, and in that respect you just cannot HELP
but that aint your fault, especially when your penis is comparable to a WHELP's*/
so next time i leave an open call out Chewie dont bother to RESPOND
because im more smooth and suave and English than that fucker JAMES BOND**

obvious references to star wars cos of his name etc
* a whelp was a snail-like enemy on a game called breath of fire
** been played by an australian and a scot, yet supposed to be english character

[Bakkie]

Here's My Links:
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=129921#post129921
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=127375#post127375


Here's My Spit...

Wacky Bakkie is what i toke,but you can't it's to strong you'll choke,
Soon as i seen your first bar i thought this was a 5 year old kid or a joke,

This win will stack my chips up so after this i can take a risk and gamble,
You accepting my call is worser than Newcastle paying 5million for Bramble,*

May the force be with you bitch'Matt The Stripper'A.K.A Mr. Luke Skywalker
Your rhymes are more convincing than'Jack The Ripper'claiming he aint a stalker,**

You need the face lift and penis inlargement,ugle bitch go sit in ya grave,
Matt your very brave walking round with them looks that cud'nt satisfie a slave,

Yo the only thing you can narrate is how you masterbate and still you struggle,
This will be a vicious slaughter murder scence you are going to need a body double.


Explained

* Titus Bramble is a soccer player for newcastle and they sed he will be amazing but he's shit.
**Jack The Ripper is a rapist and a stalker he's dead now

[Zac the Ripper]

MatSMD:

you cant stack up to a guy like me, your rhymes are far too TACKY
everytime you spit it's so shit it's like you been on WACKY BAKKIE/

dope...

ugly motherfucker, it looks like you're needing a whole new face LIFT
i just fucked you up by using my special powers, shit like a JEDI MIND TRICK/

lol

spotty little teen bitch, bet you fucking headbang your way through DOOKIE
pussy you can't get any NOOKIE, cos chicks dont wanna go with a ROOKIE/

cool

they like it deep inside them, and in that respect you just cannot HELP
but that aint your fault, especially when your penis is comparable to a WHELP's*/

okay.

so next time i leave an open call out Chewie dont bother to RESPOND
because im more smooth and suave and English than that fucker JAMES BOND**

not a good ending.. kinda filler...

Bakkie:

Wacky Bakkie is what i toke,but you can't it's to strong you'll choke,
Soon as i seen your first bar i thought this was a 5 year old kid or a joke,

good opening... better than matt's

This win will stack my chips up so after this i can take a risk and gamble,
You accepting my call is worser than Newcastle paying 5million for Bramble,*

eh....

May the force be with you bitch'Matt The Stripper'A.K.A Mr. Luke Skywalker
Your rhymes are more convincing than'Jack The Ripper'claiming he aint a stalker,**

that sounded nore like a compliment than a diss to me.

You need the face lift and penis inlargement,ugle bitch go sit in ya grave,
Matt your very brave walking round with them looks that cud'nt satisfie a slave,

cool

Yo the only thing you can narrate is how you masterbate and still you struggle,
This will be a vicious slaughter murder scence you are going to need a body double.

matt had a better ender.

even though this isn't your best matt, you still get my vote. bakkie, you didn't seem to be doing your best either.

[slimshadyLP]

MatSMD:

you cant stack up to a guy like me, your rhymes are far too TACKY
everytime you spit it's so shit it's like you been on WACKY BAKKIE/

^^^weak. you've had better openings

ugly motherfucker, it looks like you're needing a whole new face LIFT
i just fucked you up by using my special powers, shit like a JEDI MIND TRICK/

^^^first line was whack second was meh

spotty little teen bitch, bet you fucking headbang your way through DOOKIE
pussy you can't get any NOOKIE, cos chicks dont wanna go with a ROOKIE/

^^^weak also.

they like it deep inside them, and in that respect you just cannot HELP
but that aint your fault, especially when your penis is comparable to a WHELP's*/

iight.....

so next time i leave an open call out Chewie dont bother to RESPOND
because im more smooth and suave and English than that fucker JAMES BOND**

not very good ending

Bakkie:

Wacky Bakkie is what i toke,but you can't it's to strong you'll choke,
Soon as i seen your first bar i thought this was a 5 year old kid or a joke,

better that MATTS but still meh

This win will stack my chips up so after this i can take a risk and gamble,
You accepting my call is worser than Newcastle paying 5million for Bramble,*

not bad

May the force be with you bitch'Matt The Stripper'A.K.A Mr. Luke Skywalker
Your rhymes are more convincing than'Jack The Ripper'claiming he aint a stalker,**

first line was whack second was meh

You need the face lift and penis inlargement,ugle bitch go sit in ya grave,
Matt your very brave walking round with them looks that cud'nt satisfie a slave,

lol its funny but descent

Yo the only thing you can narrate is how you masterbate and still you struggle,
This will be a vicious slaughter murder scence you are going to need a body double.

not good.

Consistency/Structure: tie
Creativity: M
Enjoyable: B
Flow: tie
Metaphors: M
Multies: -
Personal: -
Punches: tie
Vocabulary: -
Wordplay: -
Overall: Matt wins. weak battle i hav seen better from u guys.

[Inevitable]

2-0 to Matt, uppin for more votes.

[Mc-Itty]

mattSmd Highlights:

ugly motherfucker, it looks like you're needing a whole new face LIFT
i just fucked you up by using my special powers, shit like a JEDI MIND TRICK (ill)

they like it deep inside them, and in that respect you just cannot HELP
but that aint your fault, especially when your penis is comparable to a WHELP's (lmao)

so next time i leave an open call out Chewie dont bother to RESPOND
because im more smooth and suave and English than that fucker JAMES BOND (decent ender)

Bakkie:

May the force be with you bitch'Matt The Stripper'A.K.A Mr. Luke Skywalker
Your rhymes are more convincing than'Jack The Ripper'claiming he aint a stalker,** (NICE!!!)

Shit was close, both sides cudve come harder..but ma overal vote goin ta matt cuz he had SLIGHLY mo heat..mean y'all shud do this over fa real, shit was real close.

[Syze]

Matt:

"you cant stack up to a guy like me, your rhymes are far too TACKY
everytime you spit it's so shit it's like you been on WACKY BAKKIE/"

^Decent...

"ugly motherfucker, it looks like you're needing a whole new face LIFT
i just fucked you up by using my special powers, shit like a JEDI MIND TRICK/"

^M'eh.

"spotty little teen bitch, bet you fucking headbang your way through DOOKIE
pussy you can't get any NOOKIE, cos chicks dont wanna go with a ROOKIE/"

^Filler.

"they like it deep inside them, and in that respect you just cannot HELP
but that aint your fault, especially when your penis is comparable to a WHELP's*/"

^Quite nice.

"so next time i leave an open call out Chewie dont bother to RESPOND
because im more smooth and suave and English than that fucker JAMES BOND**"

^Wow, you're English - that's a boast...

Bakkie:

"Wacky Bakkie is what i toke,but you can't it's to strong you'll choke,
Soon as i seen your first bar i thought this was a 5 year old kid or a joke,"

^Feed, should be DQ'd right there.

"This win will stack my chips up so after this i can take a risk and gamble,
You accepting my call is worser than Newcastle paying 5million for Bramble,*"

^Pretty nice except for the use of the word "worser"...

"May the force be with you bitch'Matt The Stripper'A.K.A Mr. Luke Skywalker
Your rhymes are more convincing than'Jack The Ripper'claiming he aint a stalker,**"

^Shouldn't that be less convincing?

"You need the face lift and penis inlargement,ugle bitch go sit in ya grave,
Matt your very brave walking round with them looks that cud'nt satisfie a slave,"

^M'eh.

"Yo the only thing you can narrate is how you masterbate and still you struggle,
This will be a vicious slaughter murder scence you are going to need a body double."

^Wasn't feeling this.

Better punches, Matt took this...

[Inevitable]

matt wins 3-0 KO.

*CLOSED