J Money v.s. Da Bitch(Rico) (Rico wins due to a DQ)

[J Money]

umlimited lines
1st 5 votes
3-0KO
No feeding
No d/r votes

Dealine=Midnite Tonite

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=128647#post128647post128647

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=128834#post128834

[J Money]

yea bitch top dis

i wanna start off by sayin sry the condom i used on ur mom ruptured/
wat i mean is i busted another nut in ur mother/
hope ur not depressed about havin a lil brother/
u scared a dirt but dirt dont hurt/
unless u 6ft under or in the back of my hurst/
see i aint goin out like kennedy/
the formula for eternal hiphop is me times infinity/
u no how the say money make da world go round/
i gurantee i could turn a rich nigga smile to a frown/
I rock lyrics atmospheric that goes through ya ozone/
leave ya incoherant it's apparent ya weak like home grown/
one hitter quitter As I deliver the shiver down ya moms spine/
ya fucked up kid with what ya did and fucked wit da wrong kind/
Yeah bitch I got that itch to call ya punk ass out/
Yeah bitch I'll dig that ditch and throw ya in after this wrout /
Damn ya still can't understnad that ya head is way to inflated/
I'll cut off ya head G and leave ya singin my medley/
headless it's time for bed rest so grab ya teddy/ (Ya little bitch)
File a missing persons report this fool is rehearsing his retort/ (look it up)
Duck cause I fuck with fools like ya for sport/

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7605#post127605

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7605#post127605

Me A Bitch????? Nigga Pleaz

Warm Up

Yo dis kid J MONEY aint worthy of me
It'll take 2 of you to compensate 1/3 of me
Inevitably, you'll take dis battle personally
All because the verse burns to da third degree
FUck scars, leave stigma marks permanatly
Survival limited to the extention of my curtisy

Da Diss

ENLIST this LYRICIST and DISMISS J MONEY DISS/
Try to RESIST this TWIST as I CONSIST to EXHIST/
You spit POORLY while in "GLORY", you'd think I bit the "BIBLE"/
This is the RAP GAME, J MONEY - next time, try "AMERICAN IDOL"/
Acting all "hard" but his punches hit like BLOWN SPEAKERS/
During "menopause" is the only time u've THROWN HEATERS/
This guy's "juiced" up without the "Jin" thats a HOLLA FRONT/
Only "ripping" your do is charging five bucks for a DOLLA BLUNT/
I see you TALKIN ALL THAT SHIT from the ASS THAT YOU TASTE/
Just keep ya mouth shut.. you'd look goofy with a CAST ON YA FACE / :eek:
Got the DRO IN MY FRAME so yall please tell J my FLOW IS INSANE/
You couldn't spit COLD SHIT OFF THE TOP if u had SNOW IN YA BRAIN/
Stuck "washed up" on "recycle" but the RHYME'S AIN'T CLEAN/
Prolly couldn't "seize the moment" if he had a TIME MACHINE/
Leave all haters extinct, you can't EXIST IN MY MIDST/
He's learning the hard way reading the LIST ON MY FIST/
Your just "blowing smoke" but i'll put the BARREL in his ASS/
Hit's that "shatter your image" like your APPAREL is GLASS/
Stop actin like you hard.. you never KNEW CRIPS ON THE BLOCK/
Ya ho must be a gardner cause she plantin TWO LIPS ON MY COCK/
I fuckin SLIT YO WIG.. i even give your HAT STICHES/
Cause your flows get LESS CLAP.. than ass's on FAT BITCH/ :clap:

[nickdiesel]

yea bitch top dis

i wanna start off by sayin sry the condom i used on ur mom ruptured/
wat i mean is i busted another nut in ur mother/
hope ur not depressed about havin a lil brother/
/

after reading this i didn't bother to read the rest. "Broke tha rubber, busted a nut up in your mother, now how you feel about havin' another lil brother." I think that's how it goes in an eminem freestyle...haha those lines are a fuckin' bite if i've ever seen one...for shame...

[nickdiesel]

Consistency/Structure: Rico
Creativity: hmmm...Rico
Enjoyable: the first few lines of Jmoneys were good...cuz they were em's.
Flow: Rico
Metaphors:Rico
Multies: Rico
Personal: JMoney
Punches: JMoney
Vocabulary: Rico
Wordplay: Rico

Overall:Rico

remember JMoney...biters never prosper...aside from that nice battle from both ends, especially Rico good shit...

[slimshadyLP]

what a biter............he dont deserve to even battle Rico............

do i really need to break it down?


Consistency/Structure: R
Creativity: R
Enjoyable: R
Flow: R
Metaphors: R
Multies: R
Personal: R
Punches: tie
Vocabulary: R
Wordplay: R
Overall: Rico wins by a mile.

[Inevitable]

Actually J Money is disqualified for biting. Rico wins due to DQ.