Callibanno vs. Nickdiesel (0-4 KO)

[nickdiesel]

Rules are what i put in the callout section. Drop whenever you're ready. I got stuff to do so i'll drop probably later on tonight or if not tommorow. Good luck man...

[nickdiesel]

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?t=10520 (showthread.php?t=10520)
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....9151#post129151 (showthread.php?p=129151#post129151)


Heres 6 for ya...feel free to use 8 if ya want...goooooood luck...


Lil boy you ain't very smart, paint you up picasso style like a work of art
Man i'm about to tear you apart, just call me a hitman...minus the heart

Callibano? who you think you are? The SanFrancisco treat?
Hold tha "Full House" against this "Danny Tanner" joke...here's ya first defeat

Me losin' to you? Ha now that'd be some ironic shit, i don't lose to lil' squirts
Almost as Ironic like that metro Cameron dissin' thugs in pink t-shirts

You be left in the past, like Han Solo...don't rap, stay in the U.K and play polo
As i sit back and watch, can't even bear it...watchin' you play it while i smell like it and wear it

Murderin' MC's be one my vices, ill-lyrics be top choice of my devices
Callibano be goin nowhere...my career's skyrocketin' like gas prices

(drumroll.....)

Ya fake like a cartoon, hanna barbera...bitch be runnin' almost as fast as...his mascara
Your rhymes be dryer than...the pro-hi-bition era, bring yo boys if ya wanna battle...i got more back than Vida Guerra

[Calibanno]

nick u seem tense dont worry i wont kill yer ill blow ya mind wid my lyrics which are superior from a scale of 1 to ten ill give u 6 cuz all u do is wanna suck on a superstars dick.

u diss me cuz im english and i dont mind ure fuckin government cant find bin lahdn hes out of sight, tupac shakur hes a legend he knows the deal i bet ur a eminem bitch who thinks he's the deal hahaha

And by the way who are u callin a little boy i bet u masterbate over ure small little toys dont ever try to diss me dude or you will be eaten out the garbage real real soon

how cum u have'nt made rapping is it not ure thing if not go join the army u small dicked thing this is the end of our battle dont wory if u want me again call out to calli.

[mattSMD]

Consistency/Structure: nick
Creativity: nick
Enjoyable: cali (cos it was funny as hell to think he was spitting?!)
Flow: nick
Metaphors: nick
Multies: nick
Personal: nick
Punches: nick
Vocabulary: nick
Wordplay: nick
Overall: nick

quite simply calibanno, that was awful. were you actually rhyming?

[Zac the Ripper]

nick:

Lil boy you ain't very smart, paint you up picasso style like a work of art
Man i'm about to tear you apart, just call me a hitman...minus the heart

dope.

Callibano? who you think you are? The SanFrancisco treat?
Hold tha "Full House" against this "Danny Tanner" joke...here's ya first defeat

cool.

Me losin' to you? Ha now that'd be some ironic shit, i don't lose to lil' squirts
Almost as Ironic like that metro Cameron dissin' thugs in pink t-shirts

dope

You be left in the past, like Han Solo...don't rap, stay in the U.K and play polo
As i sit back and watch, can't even bear it...watchin' you play it while i smell like it and wear it

dope.

Murderin' MC's be one my vices, ill-lyrics be top choice of my devices
Callibano be goin nowhere...my career's skyrocketin' like gas prices

dope

Ya fake like a cartoon, hanna barbera...bitch be runnin' almost as fast as...his mascara
Your rhymes be dryer than...the pro-hi-bition era, bring yo boys if ya wanna battle...i got more back than Vida Guerra

XD awesome ending.

Callibano:

nick u seem tense dont worry i wont kill yer ill blow ya mind wid my lyrics which are superior from a scale of 1 to ten ill give u 6 cuz all u do is wanna suck on a superstars dick.

wack opener.

u diss me cuz im english and i dont mind ure fuckin government cant find bin lahdn hes out of sight, tupac shakur hes a legend he knows the deal i bet ur a eminem bitch who thinks he's the deal hahaha

ehhhh....

And by the way who are u callin a little boy i bet u masterbate over ure small little toys dont ever try to diss me dude or you will be eaten out the garbage real real soon

the best line here, and still wack as fuck

how cum u have'nt made rapping is it not ure thing if not go join the army u small dicked thing this is the end of our battle dont wory if u want me again call out to calli.

horrible ending

and the voting is....

Consistency/Structure: nick
Creativity: nick
Enjoyable: nick
Flow: nick
Metaphors: nick
Multies: nick
Personal: nick
Punches: nick
Vocabulary: nick
Wordplay: nick
Overall: nick

vote: do I have to say?? (nick)

calli... were you even trying?

[Syze]

Nick:

"Lil boy you ain't very smart, paint you up picasso style like a work of art
Man i'm about to tear you apart, just call me a hitman...minus the heart"

^M'eh.

"Callibano? who you think you are? The SanFrancisco treat?
Hold tha "Full House" against this "Danny Tanner" joke...here's ya first defeat"

^Okay.

"Me losin' to you? Ha now that'd be some ironic shit, i don't lose to lil' squirts
Almost as Ironic like that metro Cameron dissin' thugs in pink t-shirts"

^Okay.

"You be left in the past, like Han Solo...don't rap, stay in the U.K and play polo
As i sit back and watch, can't even bear it...watchin' you play it while i smell like it and wear it"

^Filler.

"Murderin' MC's be one my vices, ill-lyrics be top choice of my devices
Callibano be goin nowhere...my career's skyrocketin' like gas prices"

^Quite nice.

"Ya fake like a cartoon, hanna barbera...bitch be runnin' almost as fast as...his mascara
Your rhymes be dryer than...the pro-hi-bition era, bring yo boys if ya wanna battle...i got more back than Vida Guerra"

^Nice closer.

C:

"nick u seem tense dont worry i wont kill yer ill blow ya mind wid my lyrics which are superior from a scale of 1 to ten ill give u 6 cuz all u do is wanna suck on a superstars dick."

^Awful.

"u diss me cuz im english and i dont mind ure fuckin government cant find bin lahdn hes out of sight, tupac shakur hes a legend he knows the deal i bet ur a eminem bitch who thinks he's the deal hahaha"

^You rhymed 'deal'with 'deal'?

"And by the way who are u callin a little boy i bet u masterbate over ure small little toys dont ever try to diss me dude or you will be eaten out the garbage real real soon"

^*Shakes head*

"how cum u have'nt made rapping is it not ure thing if not go join the army u small dicked thing this is the end of our battle dont wory if u want me again call out to calli."

^I'm speechless.

Nick took this with ease...

[L_Nino]

Nick hands down...Do I gotta explain?..

[Inevitable]

nickdiesel wins 4-0 KO.

*CLOSED