Rico v.s. Bakkie (5-4)

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

Unlimited Lines

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No d/r votes
No crew votes
No hate votes
Only Explained Votes Will Be Counted

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3-0KO 5-0TKO

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Deadline:::::: 2morrow midnight

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Check In..................

[Bakkie]

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7375#post127375 (http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=127375#post127375)
http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?t=10691



Rico your spits disapoint me just like American pie front man jim,*
Intercourse aint an option for you"spit 2 times"before you stick it in,*2
Creating complication is my occupation i could make you think u got skill,
Or make you hang off'my washing line'and have you think sex comes in a pill,*3

Internal injuries you will suffer after you swollow the words i spit,
Surgery will be giving you laxative coz they know my rhymes aint shit,*4

Advocating the devil is my hobbie,i teach him how to fuck like Tenasious D,

Beating Lyricologist Rico will be easy just like Bobby Brown beating Whitney,*5
Interscope will never sign a terror squad fan coz all of use are overweight,
The fagg Fat joe must be your super hero or the reason why you masterbate,
Calaborating could be in the question coz your from the bronx hay Mr.L.Rico,
Hugging L.Nino must of gave you an erection coz your off the block like J-Lo,*6

Anal is how you like it,inserting anything coz you like wearing a frock,
Supllying lube...well the whole tube and thats all for ya dad's cock,
Shipman lasted about three weeks till he said fuck this shit and died,*7

Give me 3-0 K.O and i can garantee your ass will hang and commite suicide,
After this battle L-nino and syze wont want you in the crew coz ya wack,
You have just been beat by the brains genarated from my dick and ball sack.


Explained
*1= jim is out a character out of American Pie who disapoints nadia coz he cums twice and thats from here just touching him.
*2=jim cumed twice ^^^nadia and him dint have sex so im saying rico is jim.
*3=washing line meaning he's hanging off my rhyming lines.
*4=meaning he cant shit coz my rhymes are too good so they give him laxative.
*5=Tenasious D is a band who sang a song for the devil saying fuk his bitch gently and bobby brown is whitneys boyfriend he beats her.
*6=off the block is a J-Lo song and shes from the bronx like Rico
*7Harold shipman is a doctor who killed 100 people and commited suicide in jail after bout 3 weeks or sumat.
As you can see i've applied down the side Rico Is A Bitch Ass Gay which is my creativity.


Good luck Rico.

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7605#post127605 (http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=127605#post127605)

http://forum.eminem.net/showthread....7605#post127605 (http://forum.eminem.net/showthread.php?p=127605#post127605)


Bakkie's just askin' for this loss - what a stupid little CUNT/
So I'm gon' "SHIT" on this "PUSSY" like "BITCHES" who wipe the "FRONT"/
I'm nice wit' the HEAT so Rico'll "SPARK-YOUR-LIFE"/
KO Bakkie? It's "NO BIGGIE" like "MARCH-THE-NINTH"/1
I stay on the streets, so Bakkie should know guns is my BUSINESS/
The only time this nigga's "RAPPIN'" is the "NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"/
Just retire Bakkie, in my ARSENAL, I got a LEAD-FULL/
Battlin' Ric is a way to get "WINGS" - so consider me "RED-BULL"/2
Shit, this is a prime example of me DROPPING-HARD-JOINTS/
Rico, the greatest "THING ON THE PEN" since the "TOPS-ON-BALL-POINTS"/
if i "hurled" on ya "fist's" ya still wouldn't have "SICK PUNCHES"/
ya ho's on "field trips" getting "bagged" from "DICK LUNCHES"/
I run with BARBARIC-TROOPS who leave bitches SPRAWLED-IN-STITCHES/
Your punches are "LESBIAN" MARRIAGE-GROUPS, cuz they ALL-JUST-"MISSES"/
That was the whackest shit I ever heard, and what, you thought it's BEST/
Do us all a favor - "HANDCUFF" your tongue, and give your mouth "ARREST"/
You couldn't "WRITE A HOT LINE" if your "PEN WAS IN FLAMES"/
The best in the game, you couldn't "KILL" with "DEATH" in your name/
So I send SHOTS to your CROTCH, leavin' ya PELVIS-MESSY/
You a fuckin' "DEAD-BEAT" like "JERKIN'-OFF ELVIS-PRESLEY"/
I know what this nigga's thinkin', he's pleadin', "NO-MORE-TEXT"/
His skills is proven "ARTIFICIAL", like Iraq's "NUCLEAR-WAR-THREATS"/
Your rhymes seem a little gay like piercin' the WRONG-EAR/
You've rode more DICKS than a "REDNECK" has rode a "JOHN-DEERE"/
I slay faggot niggas like you, run up on 'em in they HOME/
You couldn't "RIP" me if you rapped on a "TOMBSTONE"/
Time's up for you, nigga - admit and quit dude ur jus too LAME/
If no "PAIN" means no GAME, Bakkie must be "NOVACAINE"/3

1-MARCH 9 WAS WHEN BIGGIE DIED
2-RED BULL IS A ENERGY DRINK-SOLGAN::::RED BULL IT GIVES U WINGS
3-NOVACAINE IS A PAIN KILLER

[Killa Jones]

Consistency/Structure:Bakkie
Creativity:B
Enjoyable:B
Flow: B
Metaphors:R
Multies: R?
Personal:B
Punches: B
Vocabulary:B
Wordplay: B
Overall:BAKKIE

[Insane Killa]

GOOD BATTLE

FAV LINES FROM BAKKIE

Internal injuries you will suffer after you swollow the words i spit,
Surgery will be giving you laxative coz they know my rhymes aint shit,*4

Advocating the devil is my hobbie,i teach him how to fuck like Tenasious D,

Beating Lyricologist Rico will be easy just like Bobby Brown beating Whitney,*5
Interscope will never sign a terror squad fan coz all of use are overweight,
The fagg Fat joe must be your super hero or the reason why you masterbate,


FAV LINES FROM RICO

Bakkie's just askin' for this loss - what a stupid little CUNT/
So I'm gon' "SHIT" on this "PUSSY" like "BITCHES" who wipe the "FRONT"/

That was the whackest shit I ever heard, and what, you thought it's BEST/
Do us all a favor - "HANDCUFF" your tongue, and give your mouth "ARREST"/

Just retire Bakkie, in my ARSENAL, I got a LEAD-FULL/
Battlin' Ric is a way to get "WINGS" - so consider me "RED-BULL"/2

I'm nice wit' the HEAT so Rico'll "SPARK-YOUR-LIFE"/
KO Bakkie? It's "NO BIGGIE" like "MARCH-THE-NINTH"/1

Time's up for you, nigga - admit and quit dude ur jus too LAME/
If no "PAIN" means no GAME, Bakkie must be "NOVACAINE"/3


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Consistency/Structure:RICO
Creativity:BAKKIE
Enjoyable:RICO
Flow: RICO
Metaphors:RICO
Multies: RICO
Personal:BAKKIE
Punches: RICO
Vocabulary:BAKKIE
Wordplay: RICO


Overall:RICO

BAKKIE I LIKE DA CREATIVITY IN YA VERSE IT WAS GOOD SEEIN DAT DIS WAS UNLIMITED LINES BAKKIE I THINK U SHOULD HAVE CAME HARDER

RICO I LIKE YA VERSE IT HAD SOME FUNNY PUNCHES IN IT DA WORDPLAY WAS GOOD LIKED DA MULTIS TOO

GOOD JOB FELLAS

[CapZ]

IGHT I BROKE IT DOWN I READ BOTH VERSE TWICE....


``DA BREAKDOWN``

BAKKIES VERSE>

Rico your spits disapoint me just like American pie front man jim,*
Intercourse aint an option for you"spit 2 times"before you stick it in,*2
Creating complication is my occupation i could make you think u got skill,
Or make you hang off'my washing line'and have you think sex comes in a pill,*3

OK... BUT WASNT A HARD PUNCH NICE CREATIVITY THO

Internal injuries you will suffer after you swollow the words i spit,
Surgery will be giving you laxative coz they know my rhymes aint shit,*4

Advocating the devil is my hobbie,i teach him how to fuck like Tenasious D,

Beating Lyricologist Rico will be easy just like Bobby Brown beating Whitney,*5

VERY COMPLEX KINDA MAKES YA PUNCHES WEAK MAN... BUT STILL OK

Interscope will never sign a terror squad fan coz all of use are overweight,
The fagg Fat joe must be your super hero or the reason why you masterbate,
Calaborating could be in the question coz your from the bronx hay Mr.L.Rico,
Hugging L.Nino must of gave you an erection coz your off the block like J-Lo,*6

LOL GOOD....

Anal is how you like it,inserting anything coz you like wearing a frock,
Supllying lube...well the whole tube and thats all for ya dad's cock,
Shipman lasted about three weeks till he said fuck this shit and died,*7
Give me 3-0 K.O and i can garantee your ass will hang and commite suicide


OK... BUT WASNT AS HARD THO


After this battle L-nino and syze wont want you in the crew coz ya wack,
You have just been beat by the brains genarated from my dick and ball sack

OK BUT STILL NEED TU HIT HARDER


RICO'S VERSE

Bakkie's just askin' for this loss - what a stupid little CUNT/
So I'm gon' "SHIT" on this "PUSSY" like "BITCHES" who wipe the "FRONT"/
I'm nice wit' the HEAT so Rico'll "SPARK-YOUR-LIFE"/
KO Bakkie? It's "NO BIGGIE" like "MARCH-THE-NINTH"/1

LOL WOW NICE

I stay on the streets, so Bakkie should know guns is my BUSINESS/
The only time this nigga's "RAPPIN'" is the "NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"/
Just retire Bakkie, in my ARSENAL, I got a LEAD-FULL/
Battlin' Ric is a way to get "WINGS" - so consider me "RED-BULL"/2

OK...

Shit, this is a prime example of me DROPPING-HARD-JOINTS/
Rico, the greatest "THING ON THE PEN" since the "TOPS-ON-BALL-POINTS"/
if i "hurled" on ya "fist's" ya still wouldn't have "SICK PUNCHES"/
ya ho's on "field trips" getting "bagged" from "DICK LUNCHES"/

NICE....

run with BARBARIC-TROOPS who leave bitches SPRAWLED-IN-STITCHES/
Your punches are "LESBIAN" MARRIAGE-GROUPS, cuz they ALL-JUST-"MISSES"/
That was the whackest shit I ever heard, and what, you thought it's BEST/
Do us all a favor - "HANDCUFF" your tongue, and give your mouth "ARREST"/

GOOD

You couldn't "WRITE A HOT LINE" if your "PEN WAS IN FLAMES"/
The best in the game, you couldn't "KILL" with "DEATH" in your name/
So I send SHOTS to your CROTCH, leavin' ya PELVIS-MESSY/
You a fuckin' "DEAD-BEAT" like "JERKIN'-OFF ELVIS-PRESLEY"/
I know what this nigga's thinkin', he's pleadin', "NO-MORE-TEXT"/
His skills is proven "ARTIFICIAL", like Iraq's "NUCLEAR-WAR-THREATS"/

VERY GOOD....

Your rhymes seem a little gay like piercin' the WRONG-EAR/
You've rode more DICKS than a "REDNECK" has rode a "JOHN-DEERE"/
I slay faggot niggas like you, run up on 'em in they HOME/
You couldn't "RIP" me if you rapped on a "TOMBSTONE"/
Time's up for you, nigga - admit and quit dude ur jus too LAME/
If no "PAIN" means no GAME, Bakkie must be "NOVACAINE"/3

LOL NICE GOOD FINISHER...



``DA CATS``

INTRO/OUTRO- TIE
MULTIES- RICO
MET'S- BAK
PERSONALS- BAK
PUNCHES- RICO
ENJOYED- RICO
CREATIVE- BAK
STRUCTURE- TIE
FLOW- RICO
WORDPLAY- TIE
VOCAB- BAK

IN CAT'S ITS A TIE.... BUT CUZ RICO GOT PUNCHES DAT'S MA VOTE TU ME HE JUST HAD DEM PUNCHES... DIS WAS A CLOSE BATTLE *PROPZ* TU BOTH YA
THO AGAIN RICO HAD MO BARS.... SO BAK DONT FEEL BAD MAYNE


`1`

[Twisted Illusion]

Consistency/Structure:Bakkie
Creativity:Bakkie
Enjoyable:Bakkie
Flow: Bakkie
Metaphors:R
Multies: R
Personal:Bakkie
Punches: Bakkie
Vocabulary:Bakkie
Wordplay: Bakkie
Overall:BAKKIE

Yo, ther it is Bakkie ya gotmy vote.

[Inevitable]

2-2, uppin for more votes.

[L_Nino]

BAKKIE:

Rico your spits disapoint me just like American pie front man jim,*
Intercourse aint an option for you"spit 2 times"before you stick it in,*2
Creating complication is my occupation i could make you think u got skill,
Or make you hang off'my washing line'and have you think sex comes in a pill,*3

^^^ Not feelin' this set...

Internal injuries you will suffer after you swollow the words i spit,
Surgery will be giving you laxative coz they know my rhymes aint shit,*4

^^^ Aight....

Advocating the devil is my hobbie,i teach him how to fuck like Tenasious D,
Beating Lyricologist Rico will be easy just like Bobby Brown beating Whitney,*5

^^^ Better...

Interscope will never sign a terror squad fan coz all of use are overweight,
The fagg Fat joe must be your super hero or the reason why you masterbate,

^^^ Weak..

Calaborating could be in the question coz your from the bronx hay Mr.L.Rico,
Hugging L.Nino must of gave you an erection coz your off the block like J-Lo,*6

^^^ Coulda been a lot better...Ok setup, Flow was off though..

Anal is how you like it,inserting anything coz you like wearing a frock,
Supllying lube...well the whole tube and thats all for ya dad's cock,

^^^ Family jokes are played...

Shipman lasted about three weeks till he said fuck this shit and died,*7
Give me 3-0 K.O and i can garantee your ass will hang and commite suicide

^^^ Not bad...

After this battle L-nino and syze wont want you in the crew coz ya wack,
You have just been beat by the brains genarated from my dick and ball sack.

^^^ Not feelin' this either...



L_RICO:

Bakkie's just askin' for this loss - what a stupid little CUNT/
So I'm gon' "SHIT" on this "PUSSY" like "BITCHES" who wipe the "FRONT"/

^^^ Played but I still like it...

I'm nice wit' the HEAT so Rico'll "SPARK-YOUR-LIFE"/
KO Bakkie? It's "NO BIGGIE" like "MARCH-THE-NINTH"/1

^^^ Damn...

I stay on the streets, so Bakkie should know guns is my BUSINESS/
The only time this nigga's "RAPPIN'" is the "NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"/
Just retire Bakkie, in my ARSENAL, I got a LEAD-FULL/
Battlin' Ric is a way to get "WINGS" - so consider me "RED-BULL"/2

^^^ First bar was decent....2nd was koo..

Shit, this is a prime example of me DROPPING-HARD-JOINTS/
Rico, the greatest "THING ON THE PEN" since the "TOPS-ON-BALL-POINTS"/

^^^ Nice..

if i "hurled" on ya "fist's" ya still wouldn't have "SICK PUNCHES"/
ya ho's on "field trips" getting "bagged" from "DICK LUNCHES"/

^^^ Aight..

I run with BARBARIC-TROOPS who leave bitches SPRAWLED-IN-STITCHES/
Your punches are "LESBIAN" MARRIAGE-GROUPS, cuz they ALL-JUST-"MISSES"/

^^^ Yup!!..

That was the whackest shit I ever heard, and what, you thought it's BEST/
Do us all a favor - "HANDCUFF" your tongue, and give your mouth "ARREST"/

^^^ Dope...

You couldn't "WRITE A HOT LINE" if your "PEN WAS IN FLAMES"/
The best in the game, you couldn't "KILL" with "DEATH" in your name/

^^^ Decent...

So I send SHOTS to your CROTCH, leavin' ya PELVIS-MESSY/
You a fuckin' "DEAD-BEAT" like "JERKIN'-OFF ELVIS-PRESLEY"/

^^^ Ehhh...

I know what this nigga's thinkin', he's pleadin', "NO-MORE-TEXT"/
His skills is proven "ARTIFICIAL", like Iraq's "NUCLEAR-WAR-THREATS"/

^^^ Nice...

Your rhymes seem a little gay like piercin' the WRONG-EAR/
You've rode more DICKS than a "REDNECK" has rode a "JOHN-DEERE"/

^^^ ;)

I slay faggot niggas like you, run up on 'em in they HOME/
You couldn't "RIP" me if you rapped on a "TOMBSTONE"/

^^^ Ehhh...

Time's up for you, nigga - admit and quit dude ur jus too LAME/
If no "PAIN" means no GAME, Bakkie must be "NOVACAINE"/3

^^^ DAMN!!...Nice finisher...




Consistency/Structure: TIE
Creativity: LR
Enjoyable: LR
Flow: TIE
Metaphors: LR
Multies: LR
Personal: B
Punches: LR
Vocabulary: LR
Wordplay: LR
Overall: Lyricologist_Rico



VOTE: LYRICOLOGIST_RICO....count it if ya want..

[Inevitable]

Yes it counts, 3-2 to Rico, uppin for more votes.

[FrOg]

yo ma vot

Consistency/Structure:Bakkie
Creativity:B
Enjoyable:B
Flow: B
Metaphors:R
Multies: R?
Personal:B
Punches: B
Vocabulary:B
Wordplay: B
Overall:BAKKIE this was a cool batle but bakkie is the man!(on this one)lol

[Inevitable]

3-3, uppin for more votes.

[slimshadyLP]

CONSISTENCY STRUCTURE- TIE
MULTIES- RICO
METAPHORSS- BAK
PERSONALS- BAK
PUNCHES- TIE
ENJOYABLE- TIE
CREATIVE- TIE
FLOW- RICO
WORDPLAY- TIE
VOCAB- BAK

overall: Bakkie. close battle. nice job.

[Inevitable]

4-3 to Bakkie, uppin for more votes.

[Drastik]

Bakkie Yo verse was creative,but yo verse didnt have them hard punches. Yo personals was good. The intro was a lil weak. The outro was not as good. Ya punches was jus not packing the heat it needed.

Lyricologist_Rico Yo verse had them punches. Thats wat i think a good battle is all about THEM PUNCHES and ya verse had it. The multies was off da chain. Ya verse started good and ended with a bang.

Both Yall did good was a close battle but Lyricologist_Rico pulled dis one. He had da punches and they were good ones too. Once again good battle both of u guys are good. But i say Lyricologist_Rico took dis one home. Good Job :clap:

Consistency/Structure:Lyricologist_Rico
Creativity:Bakkie
Enjoyable:Lyricologist_Rico
Flow: Lyricologist_Rico
Metaphors:Lyricologist_Rico
Multies: Lyricologist_Rico
Personal:Bakkie
Punches: Lyricologist_Rico
Vocabulary:Bakkie
Wordplay: Lyricologist_Rico


Overall:Lyricologist_Rico

[Inevitable]

4-4, uppin for one more vote.

[J Money]

:clap: Wow!!! This was really a good battle You guys both are good

Consistency/Structure:Lyricologist
Creativity:Bakkie
Enjoyable:Lyricologist
Flow: Bakkie
Metaphors:Bakkie
Multies: Lyricologist
Personal:Bakkie
Punches: Lyricologist
Vocabulary:Bakkie
Wordplay: Lyricologist


Overall:Lyricologist

[Inevitable]

Bakkie says L Ninos vote doesnt count, so uppin for one more vote, 4-4.

[L_Nino]

Bakkie says L Ninos vote doesnt count

Why not?..

[Inevitable]

Why not?..

I dunno, he says you guys are crew.

[L_Nino]

I dunno, he says you guys are crew.

Yeah so?...

[L_Nino]

What do I got to gain by votin' against you, Bakkie?...

If you was so concerned about rules you wouldnt let the votes for YOU count cuz they wasnt explained like it says in the battle rules.... :rolleyes:

[Bakkie]

What do I got to gain by votin' against you, Bakkie?...

If you was so concerned about rules you wouldnt let the votes for YOU count cuz they wasnt explained like it says in the battle rules.... :rolleyes:

Soz bout this freeposting INEVITABLE but i gotta reply to this.L Nino i aint got nowt against you its just that im getting screw'd out of mine and syze's battle by syze plus in that battle i sed to syze bout one of his votez not being explained but he sed if its in cat's it's ok so mine are ok.

UPPIN PEOPLE FOR VOTEZ

[L_Nino]

Soz bout this freeposting INEVITABLE but i gotta reply to this.L Nino i aint got nowt against you its just that im getting screw'd out of mine and syze's battle by syze plus in that battle i sed to syze bout one of his votez not being explained but he sed if its in cat's it's ok so mine are ok.

UPPIN PEOPLE FOR VOTEZ

Whats that got to do wit' me votin' on THIS battle??...

[JD da MC]

Consistency/Structure:L
Creativity:B
Enjoyable:L
Flow: L
Metaphors:B
Multies: L
Personal:B
Punches: L
Vocabulary:B
Wordplay: L

Overall:Lyricologist took this

[Lyricologist_RiCo]

Thank God its over

[Inevitable]

Rico wins 5-4.

*CLOSED